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Offline kopking
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« on: January 08, 2008, 09:24:06 AM »
whats chuck norris doing america???

i heard a bit of somethign on the radio, but missed most of it... is he running for something???

im off to look at his website

the only bits i heard on te radio where


behind his beard is not a chin, but another fist

and

the dinosaurs only exsisted , becouse chuck norris let them...



wtf
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Offline Raz The Friggin Grea
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« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2008, 09:38:41 AM »
I have one thing to say.

What the fuck?
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« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2008, 09:39:57 AM »
I second that.
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« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2008, 09:59:02 AM »
i dont know.. i just heard it.. the fist thing sounded like a advert...


the other was a quote from his webpage..
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Offline GmanJoe

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« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2008, 10:07:28 AM »
Chuck Norris was supporting a Republican candidate.

That\'s all I got from google news.
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« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2008, 10:37:11 AM »
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Offline Raz The Friggin Grea
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« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2008, 10:53:24 AM »
He has my vote.
A nominee with a sense of humor.
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« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2008, 11:12:48 AM »
You will vote for a retard because he has a sense of humor?
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« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2008, 12:02:11 PM »
In the last two presidential elections, half of the US voted for a retard who DIDN\'T have a sense of humor.  This a-hole could win by a landslide.
 
... if he wasn\'t running against OBAMA.
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« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2008, 12:06:23 PM »
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In the last two presidential elections, half of the US voted for a retard who DIDN\'T have a sense of humor.  This a-hole could win by a landslide.


Yep. Kerry was dumber than an ox.
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Offline Raz The Friggin Grea
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« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2008, 12:06:45 PM »
Quote from: Samwise
You will vote for a retard because he has a sense of humor?


Yes...
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« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2008, 12:21:54 PM »
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Yep. Kerry was dumber than an ox.
Between Bush & Kerry, you\'re saying Kerry was the dumb one????
 
I think you\'re a little mixed up.  Besides, the issue was "sense of humor" and neither of them had one.
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« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2008, 12:25:17 PM »
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Between Bush & Kerry, you\'re saying Kerry was the dumb one????
 
I think you\'re a little mixed up.  Besides, the issue was "sense of humor" and neither of them had one.



Amen on both accounts.
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« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2008, 12:31:14 PM »
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Between Bush & Kerry, you\'re saying Kerry was the dumb one????
 
I think you\'re a little mixed up.  Besides, the issue was "sense of humor" and neither of them had one.


Both are stupid, BTW.
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« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2008, 12:42:53 PM »
Give me instant run-off voting, and give me Norris/Seagal on the ticket.

Problem solved.
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