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Offline Viper_Fujax

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Bird drops a load in reporters mouth
« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2008, 11:24:32 AM »
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i got pooped on my right hand by birds while walking to class from lunch break.  It was kind of hilarious.  I got late to class because I have to go to the bathroom to clean the mess.  Then when I got back in class, the teacher asked me why i was late and i told her.  the entire classroom was laughing.:laughing:


haha..pretty good

hardest excuse i had to give a teacher was when my dog actually ate my homework. f-in labradors..
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Bird drops a load in reporters mouth
« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2008, 12:05:48 PM »
i don\'t know if she believe me or not, because it\'s not important anyway because i was late and got tardy anyway.

But it did happen.  The bells ring when lunch break was over, and i was walking with a couple of my classmates to class.  The birds were flying by, and one of the birds crapped on me among the 3 of us that were heading to class.  LOL.

I had no choice but to head back to the restroom and clean it up.  I remember some girls were running away as they saw what happened.

I remember asking a student as I was on my way to the restroom, "Do you want to see something nasty?"  And he got curious, and I showed him my right shoulder and he got disgusted and left.  LOL.  But I meant no harm, just trying to be funny in a nasty way.

it was a funny experience, although how times had passed and makes me really appreciate my younger years.
« Last Edit: February 02, 2008, 12:07:09 PM by Paul2 »

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Bird drops a load in reporters mouth
« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2008, 05:02:05 AM »
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPETIME!
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Bird drops a load in reporters mouth
« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2008, 08:25:54 AM »
wow.  what a way to advertise their product...nvm...turns out it\'s also a fake advertisement product too.
« Last Edit: February 03, 2008, 08:26:57 AM by Paul2 »

 

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