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Author Topic: Lady stuck on toilet seat for 2 years. Skin grows over seat. And Unic rapes goats.  (Read 8709 times)

Offline GmanJoe

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Her reign on the porcelain throne ends. Time to get her ass in order.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/12/woman.stuck.on.toilet.ap/index.html?eref=rss_latest

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WICHITA, Kansas (AP) -- Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend\'s toilet after sitting on it for two years.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman\'s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman\'s 36-year-old boyfriend.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

"And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,"\' Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

The boyfriend called police on February 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

"She said that she didn\'t need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Police have declined to release the couple\'s names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

The case has been the buzz Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.

"I don\'t think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.

Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

"It really doesn\'t surprise me," Ellis said of the bathroom incident. "What surprises me is somebody wasn\'t called in a bit earlier."
\"Gee,  I dunno.  If I was a chick, I\'d probably want a kiss (or more) from Durst, too.\"--SineSwiper 9/23/03 (from another forum)
Originally posted by Seed_Of_Evil I must admit that the last pic of her ass will be used in my next masturbation. She\'s hot as hell, one of my

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no pics?
Don't waste your words I don't need anything from you. I don't care where you've  been or what you plan to do. I am the resurrection and I am the light. I  couldn't ever bring myself to hate you as I'd like.

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oh my.  that\'s very strange.

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Quote from: Cerberus
no pics?


PM Unic for goat porn, you pervert! :mad:
\"Gee,  I dunno.  If I was a chick, I\'d probably want a kiss (or more) from Durst, too.\"--SineSwiper 9/23/03 (from another forum)
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Quote from: GmanJoe
PM Unic for goat porn, you pervert! :mad:

You mean the pictures of you naked ;)

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That\'s quite bizarre. I have no words for it.
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You mean the pictures of you naked ;)


you got pics of G naked?????
Don't waste your words I don't need anything from you. I don't care where you've  been or what you plan to do. I am the resurrection and I am the light. I  couldn't ever bring myself to hate you as I'd like.

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Post them
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"That took some balls to stick a gun in his pants." -Gman
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U R FUCJKGIN FCUTE" -THX to luke and Bob

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13 year old boys sleep with older women cause theyd be stupid not to

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It is not my fault. He was sending them in my PM with the message "call me a goat oh yeah call me a goat".

No words can describe the psychological shock I had when I saw them. :(

I had to take a psychiatric treatment for a year

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That\'s just nasty...i think both of these cats are mental....gman..uni...get a room,..then both of ya\'ll can sling your man sauce all over each-other....
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but who between the two (uni and gman) is going to sit on the toilet while the other standing squirting the man juice?

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uni and gman are 2 motherfucken poofs.  


































motherfuckers!
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I dunno what a poof is. Is that a wallabee? A roo? What is it, ya crazy Aussie?
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"as a pejorative English term for a gay man, shortened form of \'poofter\'. See also British slang, faggot (epithet)"
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Quote from: §ôµÏG®ïñD
"as a pejorative English term for a gay man, shortened form of \'poofter\'. See also British slang, faggot (epithet)"


I see. Are you a poof?
\"Gee,  I dunno.  If I was a chick, I\'d probably want a kiss (or more) from Durst, too.\"--SineSwiper 9/23/03 (from another forum)
Originally posted by Seed_Of_Evil I must admit that the last pic of her ass will be used in my next masturbation. She\'s hot as hell, one of my

 

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