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Offline GmanJoe

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« on: April 10, 2008, 06:23:20 PM »
Advantage = faster and complete poopage
Disadvantage = peeing on the floor and the back splash.

^ Coz I tried it.

Next time, I\'m going to put stirrups on the toilet seat.

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« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2008, 06:48:55 PM »
the added pressure of sitting makes it feel good when it comes out though
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« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2008, 07:26:04 PM »
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the added pressure of sitting makes it feel good when it comes out though


If you prefer soft serve ice cream. ;)
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« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2008, 09:17:49 PM »
I just like to take a rest and relax while I poop.
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« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2008, 11:43:51 PM »
Who knew shitting was a science?

I just sit down and go when I gotta go with no worries.
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« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2008, 05:33:47 AM »
The signifance is that squatting prevents internal hemorrhoids.
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« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2008, 08:14:35 AM »
What person in their lifetime decided that they want to study people taking shits?
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« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2008, 11:17:29 AM »
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What person in their lifetime decided that they want to study people taking shits?


Proctologists?
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« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2008, 11:21:42 AM »
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Proctologists?


smartass
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« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2008, 04:12:28 PM »
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The signifance is that squatting prevents internal hemorrhoids.



when ever I get my first one Ill be sure to inform you so you can say I told ya so.
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« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2008, 08:42:15 PM »
Yeah. I have to back luckee on this one. In 21 years of taking shits sitting down, I never got an internal hemorrhoid.
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« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2008, 10:01:59 PM »
When using a western style toilet one could use a small bench or box to lift the feet off the ground, thus squatting more instead of just sitting. Fun fact.
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« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2008, 05:26:29 AM »
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Yeah. I have to back luckee on this one. In 21 years of taking shits sitting down, I never got an internal hemorrhoid.


That\'s coz your ass gets looser by the week, you little girl you.
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« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2008, 10:48:16 AM »
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Who knew shitting was a science?

I just sit down and go when I gotta go with no worries.


indeed

Also kids remember to over the toilet seat when flushing, the action of the flush kicks up a lot of "poo Particles" that can cover you :o.
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« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2008, 01:31:53 PM »
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indeed

Also kids remember to over the toilet seat when flushing, the action of the flush kicks up a lot of "poo Particles" that can cover you :o.

I always cram half a roll of shit paper down, that usually catches it for me.
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