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Offline luckee
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What is black and blue and doesn\'t like sex?
« on: June 10, 2008, 08:03:36 PM »
The 8 year old in my closet. :thumb:
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« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2008, 08:27:46 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2008, 08:28:24 PM »
Q: how many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

A: depends how hard you throw them



Q: What do you buy a dead baby?

A: A dead puppy


oh high school years..
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« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2008, 08:43:35 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2008, 09:20:23 PM »
Quote from: Viper_Fujax
Q: how many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

A: depends how hard you throw them



Q: What do you buy a dead baby?

A: A dead puppy


oh high school years..


We still tell dead baby jokes in college. Just when we get really really drunk.
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« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2008, 09:33:28 PM »
What\'s the cool thing about doing an 8 yo in the shower?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like she\'s 6. :highfive:
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« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2008, 12:45:09 AM »
Whats the best thing about getting a handjob from a 6 year old.



It makes your dick look bigger.
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« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2008, 01:05:04 AM »
Any moment now Chris Hansen is going to be waiting for you cats in the kitchen with some milk & cookies...:D
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« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2008, 02:37:53 AM »
Why did little Amy kill her parents?


To go on a trip with the orphans.
« Last Edit: June 11, 2008, 02:50:51 AM by Unicron! »
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« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2008, 04:27:13 AM »
what\'s funnier than a dead baby?
... a dead baby in a clown suit.
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« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2008, 04:43:01 AM »
how many dead babies does it take to hammer a nail into a wall??

shit loads, their little heads just can\'t cope with taking a sharp hit to the skull
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« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2008, 05:30:14 AM »
9 year old Timmy: Daddy daddy why do you always buy my twin sister the most expensive toys and you never buy me anything?

                  Dad: You dont have aids.
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« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2008, 07:01:32 AM »
What\'s the difference between a truckfull of dead babies and a truckfull of bowling balls?
Can\'t unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What\'s the difference between a dead baby and a basketball?
Dead babies don\'t bounce when you slam them on the ground.

What the difference between a taco and a dead baby wrapped in a tortilla?
Nothing. Why, what do you put in your tacos?
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« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2008, 05:13:30 AM »
Who made Unicron a mod here?  Go ahead and delete my posts asshole.  

Like I said those who can\'t master the English language shouldn\'t tell jokes in said language.  Your joke isn\'t funny.
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« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2008, 07:36:41 AM »
Oddly enough, my post was deleted also and all i said was.

"What a dumb joke."

So, I\'ll say again.


[size=30] WHAT A DUMB JOKE. IT HAS NO PUNCHLINE. [/size]
« Last Edit: June 12, 2008, 07:38:57 AM by Raz The Friggin Grea »
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