Author Topic: Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Taste! -- Big Shaq (Read 964 times)

GmanJoe · « **on:** June 24, 2008, 05:57:41 AM »

To the Europeans who can\'t understand ghettoese.....the subject heading explains it all.

« **Reply #1 on:** June 24, 2008, 05:59:39 AM »

Shaq is a loser.

Jumpman · « **Reply #2 on:** June 24, 2008, 06:02:32 AM »

Shaq is the man.

GmanJoe · « **Reply #3 on:** June 24, 2008, 06:05:46 AM »

Quote from: Luke

Shaq is a loser.

Other than his problem with "the Admiral", Shaq is a gentle giant. The abuse he took on the floor without ripping someone\'s arms off is in of itself, to be commended. He doesn\'t claim to be the best athlete. He\'s knows his size matters on the paint and will not argue with anyone his shooting sucks from more than 10 feet away.

« **Reply #4 on:** June 24, 2008, 06:14:51 AM »

I meant in a more general sense.

Seriously how long has he been on the Heat? And still talking shit about kobe?

Jumpman · « **Reply #5 on:** June 24, 2008, 06:21:29 AM »

Dude he was traded to the Suns. It was a big deal.

« **Reply #6 on:** June 24, 2008, 06:35:02 AM »

Ha thats right...

I didn\'t follow basketball too much this last season. As soon as the Bulls tanked I lost all interest.

So yeah he\'s been traded twice, and won a championship since he left the lakers... Why is he still ragging on Kobe?

I mean, Kobe seems like a douche too, but cmon.

« **Reply #7 on:** June 24, 2008, 11:02:10 AM »

He\'s all high on the fact that he was able to win away from the duo while Kobe wasn\'t (yet). Never mind the fact that he\'s washed up.

« **Reply #8 on:** June 24, 2008, 11:04:46 AM »

And nevermind the fact that he can\'t win without an all-star shooting guard.

It\'s not like he was the best player on that heat team that won.... Dwayne Wade was.

videoholic · « **Reply #9 on:** June 24, 2008, 01:51:45 PM »

Quote from: Luke

And nevermind the fact that he can\'t win without an all-star shooting guard.

Who can?

« **Reply #10 on:** June 24, 2008, 01:57:32 PM »

The Lakers back when Magic was on the team. The Celtics with Bird. The Spurs when they still had Robinson. All those teams won championships without a dominant SG.

I\'m just sayin\'... He should be thanking Kobe for being the best player on a team he won three consecutive championships with, instead of still bashing him years later when nobody cares anymore.

Speaking of... man, why do I care?

videoholic · « **Reply #11 on:** June 24, 2008, 02:58:27 PM »

I don\'t know anything about NBA. Just a bunch of wannabe rap stars aren\'t they?

Living-In-Clip · « **Reply #12 on:** June 24, 2008, 03:32:05 PM »

Quote from: videoholic

I don\'t know anything about NBA. Just a bunch of wannabe rap stars aren\'t they?

They\'re black, so yeah, I guess so?

« **Reply #13 on:** June 24, 2008, 04:11:58 PM »

The only reason the Heat won a championship is because they were playing the DALLAS MAVERICKS in the finals. The Mavs are possibly the biggest chokers in the history of modern professional basketball.

Having said that, Shaq is the now playing for the Suns, and we\'re headed for a championship, biatches! I have to stay positive somehow.

As soon as he retires, I\'m sure he will begin dissing Steve Kerr, Terry Porter, Steve Nash, and Amare Stoudemire for preventing him from getting his 5th ring.

videoholic · « **Reply #14 on:** June 24, 2008, 05:21:23 PM »

Quote from: Living-In-Clip

They\'re black, so yeah, I guess so?

Actually I was just basing it on Shaq, but the generality works just as well.

Hello

Author Topic: Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Taste! -- Big Shaq (Read 964 times)