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Offline clips

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Man tries to have sex with a bench??
« on: August 18, 2008, 05:28:11 AM »
Those crazy asians....and look at how SMALL the holes are!!...:laughing:..i couldn\'t fit my jammy in there at normal size!...:D...heelarious!!!...



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« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2008, 06:04:56 AM »
I bet uni could fit his cock in there.

balls too.
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« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2008, 07:51:17 AM »
lol.  he said he was celebrating the opening ceremony of the olympics in the park.
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« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2008, 01:19:30 PM »
that\'s nothing, last year, someone here in the uk was caught having sex with a bicycle.
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« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2008, 02:49:25 PM »
Just the other day someone was caught having sex with a goat in Cyprus....again
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« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2008, 12:38:53 AM »
i don\'t see the problem? i successfully had sex with a table last night...













...twice!
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« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2008, 08:27:32 AM »
How could those steel holes feel good? I would feel like it would chafe my johnson.
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« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2008, 12:58:00 PM »
Quote from: Cerberus
that\'s nothing, last year, someone here in the uk was caught having sex with a bicycle.


... and a guy a few years ago caught having sex with a pavement.
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« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2008, 03:37:20 PM »
That\'s hot.
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« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2008, 06:35:08 PM »
Didn\'t Chafe Johnson used to play for the Mariners?
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« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2008, 10:09:57 AM »
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