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Offline square_marker
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This one time.... while cleaning my aquarium
« on: September 19, 2008, 09:26:10 AM »
........I got a fish stuck in my penis

seriously....   http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1704490.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=News
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« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2008, 10:16:44 AM »
reminds me of the time i accidentally got a flashlight stuck up my ass while changing a light bulb naked
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This one time.... while cleaning my aquarium
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2008, 10:25:40 AM »
The Sun has the most interesting stories.

And I love this. Only car enthusiasts would know who Jeremy Clarkson is. Not people like luckee who rices out his Neon.

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« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2008, 11:48:40 AM »
Quote from: Jar O Pickles
reminds me of the time i accidentally got a flashlight stuck up my ass while changing a light bulb naked

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« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2008, 09:05:14 AM »
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reminds me of the time i accidentally got a flashlight stuck up my ass while changing a light bulb naked



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« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2008, 11:15:27 AM »
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\"If Christopher Reeve were alive today, I\'m sure he\'d be the first to say, \'Blue M&Ms? Are you fucking kidding me?\'\"
[PPS:] I\'m doing science and I\'m still alive.
[PPPS:] I feel fantastic and I\'m still alive.
[FINAL THOUGHT:] While you\'re dying I\'ll be still alive.
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This one time.... while cleaning my aquarium
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2008, 11:05:21 AM »
How does a fish just swim in his penis? I\'m sure he wasn\'t telling the whole truth. He must have been cleaning the fish tank naked and with his penis in it
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