I WILL SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.
The XBox\'s Processor is better. Because, underneath that wickedly overpriced GPU and 64MB RAM, you have genuine ELVES. See, the Pentium III is far more adaptable to elves, be they forest elves, mountain elves, or even Keebler elves. Polygons are being pushed, but it\'s the ELVES that do the pushing. Meanwhile, The EE, while it may have a substantial advantage in the AI department, is quite limited in Elf usage. In fact, most developers, being unable to properly harness the elves, must resort to using lawn gnomes and tree dwarves, thus resulting in what Sony calls "middleware". Microsoft\'s elves are far more efficient, and are less likely to sneak into your underpants. GameCube will be using a proprietary Oompah Loompah processor, but as to how they will be able to constantly feed cacao beans into the system has not yet been perfected. Not to mention, Oompah Loompahs tend to be smartasses. And that\'s the way it is.