Also if you save the mucus, you can use it as lube, for if you ever do need to sleep with a woman. I mean, basically the same thing.
Nose mucus.
Vaginal mucus.
You know, it\'s all mucus.
(BTW - Did you know using spit as a lube on a girl can cause a yeast infection? I didn\'t! They do it all the time in the porno\'s!! )