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Offline GmanJoe

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Twilight is a STUPID STUPID MOVIE!
« on: April 02, 2009, 10:11:20 AM »
My wife and her friends came over to watch that crap in my beautiful theater. What the hell, man! /whining husband
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« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2009, 10:30:31 AM »
Why are you so gay
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« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2009, 12:07:23 PM »
haha I watched that movie with my ex the other night. It was quite possibly the worst movie I have ever seen.
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« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2009, 12:31:23 PM »
yeah but i\'d still fuck the shit out of Kristen Stewart

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« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2009, 03:31:43 PM »
I agree.

I\'ve even read a few of the books.  You can tell that the female author wrote the book with girl readers in mind.  The main character is a completely useless female.  She has no redeeming qualities other than the fact that she has the only human brain that the vampire can\'t read.  However, every creature in the book with a penis is obsessed with her to the point of fighting over her (even though they can\'t have sex).

No wonder women identify with the story.  Just like a woman to be dull, ignorant, clumsy, mean tempered, controlling, and out of shape.... yet still expect the intelligent, handsome, rich, funny, and muscular guys to worship the ground she walks on.

I keep reading the books in the hopes that all the monster guys will finally gang bang her in a blood orgy.
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« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2009, 04:05:12 PM »
Even some (smart) women think these books are stupid.
 
Such as... Lucy Knisley
http://lucylou.livejournal.com/566295.html
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« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2009, 04:04:59 AM »
I saw "Let The Right One In" last night. It is such a superior movie to Twilight, it\'s embarrassing to compare. Watch it with English Subtitles.
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« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2009, 07:37:42 AM »
I loved Let The Right One In
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« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2009, 08:05:54 AM »
Honestly, you had to watch the movie to realize it was stupid?

And comparing Let The Right One In to Twilight is nonsense. Totally different films.

It\'s like comparing The Dark Knight to Mystery Men.
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« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2009, 08:20:26 AM »
Quote from: Living-In-Clip


And comparing Let The Right One In to Twilight is nonsense. Totally different films.

It\'s like comparing The Dark Knight to Mystery Men.


Let\'s see.

Vampire. Human. The two have relationships. Vamp wants to bite human. But resists. Vampire and human fall in love with each other.

It makes sense. But one is so much better than the other. I think your tattoos have leaked into your brain.
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« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2009, 08:48:45 AM »
Uhm.

Let\'s see.

One a film based on a serious book for adults.

One a film based on a book for teenagers, more specific, female teenagers.

Sure they contain certain things, but they are totally different in tone!
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« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2009, 08:54:00 AM »
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Uhm.

Let\'s see.

One a film based on a serious book for adults.

One a film based on a book for teenagers, more specific, female teenagers.

Sure they contain certain things, but they are totally different in tone!


Ok ok....I see that you\'re clearly infatuated with glittery emo vampire boy with the James Dean hair style. It\'s ok. You\'re gay. Like Paul2. :)
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« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2009, 09:11:58 AM »
I have zero desire to ever watch Twilight or read the novels.
Looks like teenager crap.
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« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2009, 09:49:08 AM »
Why is it that the 80\'s teen movies are so much better than today\'s teen movies?

Pretty in Pink. Sixteen Candles. Revenge of the Nerds. St. Elmo\'s Fire. Breakfast Club.

WTF do we have now? High School Musical? Twilight? ugh....

Granted, some movies in the 80s did suck ass though.
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« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2009, 10:15:46 AM »
Some Kind of Wonderful.
 
I like Mary Stuart Masterson.  :p
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