playstation2 got tossed out the door saturday.

How to fix your PSX2 problem:


Get a sleeping bag and go to the nearest video game store. Camp out till they get some more. Cough up $300 and buy a new one. Go home and kick the living s#$t outta your stupid bonehead of a cousin. Then while he is laying there, take the broken PSX2 and beat him with it until he looks like one of those zombie dudes from HOTD2 on my DC, you know, green stuff oozing everywhere. And if your boneheaded cousin is too big for you to handle, send him down to Texas and I will gladly do it for you.

I agree with Crippler completely.

I would be very upset and angry. I\'d made my cousin pay. PAY THE PRICE and maybe a little more for another weeks of waiting!

But I quess you pop up here again, CPlesane, and say "I gotcha!" and tell this was just a joke. But if you don\'t, then I believe you

I just think there lies this danger of fooling us in the background

jesus christ. You are all a very aggressive bunch arent ya.
You should all know that violence never solved anything, but in this case.

______Beat the ****ing **** out of him. then when you have finished pound his ****ing face into the corner of any household item (Fridge freezer etc...)

~~~~~~and exhale :hold:

Does the word KILL mean anything in this situation...

I would piledrive his ass off the top of my house onto a yard stake. :rpissed:

Then shove your broken PS2 up his candyass sideways.

if that happened to me I\'m not sure what I would do but it would all depend on what caused it, here are some situations

1. he got jealouse of my black beast and decided that I did not deserve one if he didn\'t have one

ACTION: beat the hell out of him with a billy club till he thinks you earned every black speckle on the damn thing.

2. you antagonize the hell out of him because you got one and he doesn\'t.

ACTION:tell him to pay up or get beatings in the future time and time again.

3. if you slept with his girl and tried to lie to him and he still found out.

ACTION: stand there and let him beat the **** out of you for being such a dumb ass.

peace

kill the kid. not gently, let him have it all. here are the lines you should say,beeped out for censoring.

YOU ****ing ***hole!!! What the **** did you do that for? IM GONNA Shove this ****ing book UP youre ***!!!! GGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sound effects *BAM,BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM......

Man oh man!!! I feel your pain!! Do you need a therapist?!! This didn\'t even happen to me and I\'m getting mad for you. I can\'t even imagine what I would do. I think I\'d have to go to church and pray and if I couldn\'t get to a church someone would have to call 911 and pray for your cousin. Man oh man!!!

Mad man!!!

KICK HIS @SS!!!

Put on a pair of golf cleats.

Stomp on his d_ck repeatedly.

Let him bleed to death.

Sorry to be so graphic, but your cousin is truly a pile of sh_t.

Sorry to hear that man.KIK HIS @$$

man if i were you, i would shove the broken PS2 up his ass. . .and then make him lick it clean :facelick:

actually, i got the worst of it.  see i told him the bartender was talking under his breath about my cousin being loud.  so he called back up at the bar and evidently the bartender told him something cause after he got off the phone he decided to beat my ass... is kessen any good?

So you\'re not kidding, eh?

KILL your cousin.

KILL your cousin.

KILL your cousin.

No further options.