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Offline Darth Joyda
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« Reply #60 on: December 20, 2000, 01:16:11 AM »
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Originally posted by Hobbitum
Alive without breath,
 As cold as death;
 Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail, never clinking.


A FISH :)u\'ve read the book though , no fair...:P


Oh yes! Stupid me.. couldn\'t "remember"... um, ignore that! I never read Tolkien! NEVER!

Well, maybe I\'m being a bit unfair.. sorry, those puzzles are really hard for those who haven\'t read the book.

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« Reply #61 on: January 09, 2003, 04:56:12 PM »
A man holds a rifle horizontally 6 feet above the ground. At the moment he fires it, another bullet is dropped from the same height, 6 feet. Ignoring frictional effects and the curvature of the earth, which bullet hits the ground first
The  bullet you dropped.  The other one was shot paralell to the ground.

A man is found guilty of first-degree murder. The judge says, "This is one of the most vicious criminal acts that has ever come before me and I am satisfied beyond any doubt that there are no mitigating factors. I wish I could impose the stiffest sentence at my disposal, but I have no choice but to let you go." What is the reason for the judge\'s decision?
The person is a conjioned twin, and it would punish the innocent one.

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« Reply #62 on: January 09, 2003, 05:09:19 PM »
Why did you reserect an old thread? This thread is older than I am (membership time). What\'s with n00bs and bringing back old threads.
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« Reply #63 on: January 09, 2003, 05:17:36 PM »
Whats with you posting in every thread I res?
God.

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« Reply #64 on: January 09, 2003, 05:20:20 PM »
Because its stupid to bring back threads that are dead for a reason.
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« Reply #65 on: January 09, 2003, 05:22:16 PM »
If you think that you are some how better then me because you have more posts then me or wasted more time here then me, then you......bah I am bored.

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« Reply #66 on: January 09, 2003, 05:27:57 PM »
I dont\' think that at all. I just find you annoying. I dont\' give a shit about post counts. I don\'t even know what mine is. Its obvious that you care.
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« Reply #67 on: January 09, 2003, 05:33:20 PM »
I find you annoying.

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« Reply #68 on: January 09, 2003, 05:34:53 PM »
I don\'t care. Think what you want.
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« Reply #69 on: January 09, 2003, 05:35:06 PM »
Well, I find this thread intriguing, so I will add a bew and interesting one...


Their names are Pat, Chris, PJ, Stacey, and Bobbi. They are your Cousin, Uncle, Mother, Brother, or Sister. They serve Popcorn, Chips, Carrot Sticks, Pizza, or Cookies. They cheer for the Broncos, Raiders, Packers, Cowboys, or Patriots.


Neither Chris nor Stacey serves chips (which are served while watching the Broncos).

The cookies are not served while watching the Packers or Raiders. Pat isn’t your brother (your brother doesn’t serve cookies or pizza.)

PJ is your cousin (and doesn’t serve cookies or carrot sticks) who watches the Patriots.

Your sister doesn’t watch the Broncos or the Packers; and the Packers fan doesn’t serve carrot sticks. Chris is not your brother.

When you go to Bobbi’s house, pizza is served, but Bobbi is not your uncle.


Solution Hidden Below:

[sp]The PJ is your cousin who watches the Dolphins who didn’t serve cookies or carrot sticks (clue 3), or chips (Broncos, clue 1) or pizza (Bobbi, 5), so popcorn. The cookies weren’t served while watching the Packers or Raiders (2) so Cowboys. The carrot sticks (4) weren’t served during the Packers, so Raiders, thus the Packers fan serves pizza. Pat serves chips (1). Your brother (2) serves carrot sticks (4) as is named Stacey. Chris serves cookies. Your sister (4) serves cookies. Your uncle wasn\'t (5) serving pizza; he served chips. Your mother served pizza.

Thus: Pat – Uncle – Chips - Broncos
Chris – Sister – Cookies - Cowboys
PJ – Cousin – Popcorn - Dolphins
Stacey – Brother – Carrot Sticks - Raiders
Bobbi – Mother – Pizza – Packers
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« Reply #70 on: January 09, 2003, 06:05:38 PM »
I agree.  I enjoyed reading this old thread.  BUt damn does it go back.  whew.

PS: I did pretty good, although the lighthouse one got me.
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« Reply #71 on: January 09, 2003, 06:19:28 PM »
It was funny reading it.. There was only like 3 members replying.. I was like WTF? Where\'s omen and Vapor???? :laughing:

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« Reply #72 on: January 09, 2003, 07:43:31 PM »
lighthouse one is officially classic, but Altered gave the hardest possible version of it...
\"In the last 12 months 100,000 private sector jobs have been lost and yet you\'ve created 30,000 public sector jobs. Prime Minister, you cannot carry on forever squeezing the productive bit of the economy in order to fund an unprecidented engorgement of the unproductive bit. You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt.\" - Daniel Hannan

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« Reply #73 on: January 10, 2003, 07:49:32 AM »
This thread is old!

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« Reply #74 on: January 10, 2003, 07:51:14 AM »
Yea, I think we already know that.. Now, quit spamming! ;)

 

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