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Offline Trintius
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« Reply #45 on: December 17, 2000, 03:47:33 AM »
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You think we\'re stupid?! You can\'t even spell bored !!!!


Don\'t fu[/i]cking patronise me, just because I spelt the word wrong doesn\'t mean I can\'t spell it, if that\'s the only negativity you can find then your just a di[/i]ckhead :rolleyes:

Oh and did I call you stupid...sorry I sort of meant to call you fu[/i]ckin brain dead, stupid sensitive little bi[/i]tch :D

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« Reply #46 on: December 17, 2000, 05:09:24 AM »
Oh man were mine too hard?  SOme of them are actually pretty easy.
\"In the last 12 months 100,000 private sector jobs have been lost and yet you\'ve created 30,000 public sector jobs. Prime Minister, you cannot carry on forever squeezing the productive bit of the economy in order to fund an unprecidented engorgement of the unproductive bit. You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt.\" - Daniel Hannan

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« Reply #47 on: December 17, 2000, 10:01:00 AM »
I have a good one.

When U turn on the water in the bath, U see that the jet of water gets thinner and thinner. the jet of water is thinner closer to the ground than at the tap, why is it like that?

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« Reply #48 on: December 17, 2000, 10:08:20 AM »
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Originally posted by Shawnimal
What\'s that one... how do you get exactly one gallon of water when you only have a 5 gallon jug and a 3 gallon jug.  They used this trick in Die Hard 3 and DC\'s Codename Veronica.


OK, fill the 3 gallon jug then pour it in the 5 gallon jug. Fill the 3 gallon jug again, and fill the 5 gallon jug.  You have a full 5 gallon jug, and 1 gallon in the 3 gallon jug.  Empty the 5 gallon jug, pour in the 1 gallon from the 3 gallon jug.  Fill the 3 gallon jug and pour it in the 5 gallon jug with one gallon, and whalla, 4 gallons!
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« Reply #49 on: December 17, 2000, 10:43:50 AM »
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Originally posted by SyxxKorn
ok, for the brainteasers:

1)What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?

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This is easy. My name :)

But still.. that king -puzzle and Eric\'s darn hard night-puzzle keeps me up in the night :)
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« Reply #50 on: December 17, 2000, 10:47:50 AM »
Dear Trintius,

you didn\'t JUST watch that golf film with Kevin Costner in did you (cos that film has tha riddle in)?

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« Reply #51 on: December 17, 2000, 01:52:55 PM »
Joyda, just say the word and I will tell you the answer. You may kick yourself after hearing a reply. It is the best puzzle I have ever heard.

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« Reply #52 on: December 17, 2000, 02:21:14 PM »
I want more riddles...

we need the riddler!
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« Reply #53 on: December 17, 2000, 02:36:54 PM »

What has roots as nobody sees,
is taller than trees,
up,up it goes,
and yet never grows?


A box without hinges,key, or lid,
yet golden treasure inside is hid.


Thirty white horses on a red hill,
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.


Voiceless it cries,
Wingless flutters,
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters.


An eye in a blue face
Saw an eye in a green face,
"That eye is like to this eye"
Said the first eye,
"But in low place,
 Not in high place."


It cannot be seen, cannot be felt
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.


Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail, never clinking.


No-legs lay on one-leg,
Two-legs sat near on three-legs,
four legs got some.


This thing all things devours:
Birds, trees, beasts, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.

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« Reply #54 on: December 17, 2000, 02:41:34 PM »
I asked for riddles!  Not poetry...

but they are hard none the less... good job!
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« Reply #55 on: December 18, 2000, 01:06:22 PM »
:) cmon they arent that hard! unless u havent read Bilbo the hobbit :P

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« Reply #56 on: December 19, 2000, 06:17:09 AM »
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Originally posted by Hobbitum

What has roots as nobody sees,
is taller than trees,
up,up it goes,
and yet never grows?

Mountain.


A box without hinges,key, or lid,
yet golden treasure inside is hid.

Egg.


Thirty white horses on a red hill,
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.

Teeth.

Voiceless it cries,
Wingless flutters,
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters.

Wind


An eye in a blue face
Saw an eye in a green face,
"That eye is like to this eye"
Said the first eye,
"But in low place,
 Not in high place."

Sun and Flower


It cannot be seen, cannot be felt
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.

Darkness


Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail, never clinking.


No-legs lay on one-leg,
Two-legs sat near on three-legs,
four legs got some.

Fish on table, Man on seat and a cat getting some fish :)


This thing all things devours:
Birds, trees, beasts, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.


Time

can\'t "remember" them all, \'tho :)
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« Reply #57 on: December 19, 2000, 11:22:13 AM »
Alright Joyda, I have stumped you. The answer is...






Dont look if you dont wanna know...






















The man lives in a light house. He comes home late that night and doesn\'t turn on the lights. The ship crashes on the rocks and everyoe dies. He reads it in the paper then shoots himself :)

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« Reply #58 on: December 19, 2000, 11:52:42 AM »
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Alright Joyda, I have stumped you. The answer is...

Dont look if you dont wanna know...

The man lives in a light house. He comes home late that night and doesn\'t turn on the lights. The ship crashes on the rocks and everyoe dies. He reads it in the paper then shoots himself :)

Eric Jacob


NOOOOOO!!!!

WHY DID I WATCH THIS???

NOW I KNOW THE TRUTH... IT ISN\'T OUT THERE ANYMORE!!!!...

but true, that puzzle was really good :)

now it all makes sense to me...

but I feel so bad now...

I should have known!!!

( I quess this is a common feeling :) )
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« Reply #59 on: December 19, 2000, 03:30:42 PM »
Alive without breath,
 As cold as death;
 Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail, never clinking.


A FISH :)u\'ve read the book though , no fair...:P

 

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