What nicknames did you give to your teachers to piss them off???

I\'ve just always had the habbit of calling teachers by their first name, which they rarely like.

Is it a crime to post in old topics?  I didn\'t get a chance when they first were posted....

Yes, it is.  If you like an old topic, make a new one with the same subject.  No one wants you posting random, and largely useless information at time in topics that no one has posted in for years.  Maybe if you do it in one, it\'s ok.  When you do it in a bunch, it\'s not.

Okay how bout I ressurect one topic a week, every friday starting NEXT week?  We will call it the magical resurection of Jesus.

There\'s a teacher in my high school that teaches geometry and up. His name is Mr. Bates...everyone calls him Master Bates instead. But he doesnt seem to care.

Hahah in EQ there is a fisherman is named Bate Masterson.

Originally posted by Jesus
Okay how bout I ressurect one topic a week, every friday starting NEXT week?  We will call it the magical resurection of Jesus.

I like the name, but what\'s the point really of bringing these things back?  If you like an old topic, just start a new thread with the same theme or question.

Err, I didn\'t really have names for them, I just generally swore and abused them. My most hated teacher Mr Carington I used to call Pegeon, coz well, he looked like one. He\'s the fuc* that got me thrown out of maths for the last 5 months of school. He used to get on my back every lesson so I jumped up got right up to his face ( I\'m about 1 foot taller ) and said " shut your fuc*ing mouth, you ****, or I\'ll nut ya" oh the shit that got me into, that\'s what made me fail maths.

[Kurt Angle]

Mrs Handcock - Mrs Wankcock!
Egghead        - Mr Arnold the Headmaster
Mrs Buckley    - Mrs F*ckley!:D

Originally posted by Kurt Angle
Mrs Handcock - Mrs Wankcock!

Because handcock wasn\'t bizarre in it\'s own right?

Mr. York-  New York City...it was the other sixth grade class (years ago) that put that on the board while this guy was subbing and we lost every chance to go to a Six Flags theme park as a graduation field trip.

Ms. Cobos-  Ms. Caboose...or so I\'ve heard friends call her.

I never really gave any of my teachers nicknames.  One day, one of them called me square marker.  And you know what happens after that.

[Titan]

I thought you name was square MAKER. Oops, I just realized that.

Well my initals are mm....and last name is marker...and my teacher got off on math or something.  So anyone with 2 of the same initals got a special name..... you wanna know what i think...i think he wanted to get in my pants.   Then again...could ya blame him?

apparently my supervisour at Uni nickname is Cairo Fred

but he\'s Real cool and From Lybia

i hope he don\'t read this