What nicknames did you give to your teachers to piss them off???

Wow, now that I think about it we, had a lot.

 Mr. Bater- Masturbator, never figured out how that came about.
 Ms. Hausler- Ms. Hustler, she could swang that thang.
 Mr. Fagnant- Mr. Fagg*t, Oh my god, this guy was too easy, his first name was Dick! Rumor says that his middle name was Les.
 Mrs. Cole- Mrs. Cold, she was an ice queen.
 Ms. Mitchell- Ms. Bitchell, she insisted on being called MIZZ. As if she was proud that she was mean, hideously fat, and not married.

Lol yeah. Mr. Fagnants middle name was Les. Dick Les Fagnant. Too good. I make the best prank calls, "Is Dickless fag here?" damn that shits funny.

Mrs. Hausler- Mrs. Hustler
Mrs. Saiz- Bitch...
Mr. Potter- Harry, harry potter.

I cant think of any.

[Viper_Fujax]

i only had one in grade school that anyone came up with a name. there was a ms. myers who had a mullet and a mans face who looked identicle to Mcgyver(sp?). so i just called her that the whole year. Now theres a Richard(dick) Hardick, but he has cancer and hes a good person so noone makes fun of his name any more.

I have a teacher named Mr. Schmidtt of whom we call Schmidtler. He is actually kind of cool sometimes, but only when he is making fun of a girl in my class.

Heh, I had a math teacher Mrs. Bachelor and we called her Linebacker Bachelor and Man Hands.

Another guy, Mr. Chorney was Bearded Man.

We had a teacher with one glass eye who shared the last name of the Unibomber so we came up with Uni-eyer.

Then there was the guy we only ever saw in the cafeteria that looked just like Jeff Foxworthy, and so he was nicknamed such.

Mrs. Leth was the Rat.

Heh, I get a kick out of some of those.  We had a lot of fun in high school.

-Eik