What nicknames did you give to your teachers to piss them off???

I think my school had about the highest concentration of oddly named teachers ever.

Mr. Oaken - Tokin Oaken (He was a pot head)
Mr. McCrackin - Phil
Mr. Cherry - Buster
Mrs. Hunt - Ms. Cu-nt
Mr. Woodard - Woody (Wood Shop teacher)
Mr. Reahard - Mr. Retard
Mr. Balsmeyer - Mr. Papsmear
Mrs. Gearman - Wicked Witch of the West
Mr. Davis - We didn\'t have a nickname for him, but we\'d still make fun of him cause he used to s-s-s-studder when talking about s-s-s-sex ed.
Mr. Hoopengarner - Mr. Poopengardener
Mr. Imhoff - Jack
Mr. McManama - Mr. Bannanaballs

What screwed up nick names did you give your teachers?

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None. I was always a model student, who teachers loved !:) Then, I went to home schooling, so I had no teacher to really insult.

i only have one teacher with a nickname
mr. benner=mr.boner

LOL! Thats a good one.

We had a substitute teacher once that we called Pee Wee. Can\'t remember his real name, but he was nothing like Pee Wee tho. Oh and one more thing about him, he wore those button up shirts but would leave the top button undone. This of course would show some of his chest hairs, and some kid actually saw him combinng them! ewwww......

We have one teacher named Mr. Worden that we call Old Man. We don\'t call him that to piss him off, though, because I\'d never want to have this guy pissed off at me. He was in the Navy SEALs during Vietnam and I think he still has flashbacks sometimes. This is no lie, about 6 or 7 years ago he picked this 220+ lbs. student up and threw him through a plexi-glass window. He jokes around with us alot, but I bet he\'d be one bad mofo in fight.

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we have a teacher at our school, we call " One-Nut "    because in a school photo once, he was wearing this pair of short shorts...and you can use your imaginations for the rest

the worst bit is, the photo is hanging up where everyone can see it

well we had some pencils in class,and they were no.2 di*k blick that was the name of the pencil i swear, and we would scratch out the b now what does it say lmao, we would turn them in to the teacher like that i will make a svcan of it if i find the one i brought home

I have a mean woman teacher that looks like a man, so i gave her the name Man-whitch. And I have a teacher with a  big gap in her teeth, her name is Gap-tist.

We have a teacher called Mrs. Kananen ( that\'s Chicken ), and we call him Chicken

She sounds like one too... ANNOYING TEACHER

One, from my lower grades, teacher we called the Crownest. We got detention for that

Oh and there\'s a teacher called Mrs. Volt, and we of course call him Volt, Sparky or Electric -*****.

And many more...

I called one teacher crap shoes because he walked in one day and had dog shit on his shoes.

I\'d make a comment about killing Jesus if I didn\'t just know someone would take offense.  Stop posting in topics more than 2 years old.

[Titan]

My french teacher- Phsyco bitch
Bitch
Dumbass
Stupid whore. Yeah, I hate my french teacher. She never heard me say those though.

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Had a math teacher in year 7... he\'s name was Mr. Rierra.. So i called him Mr Sierra.

One of my Indonesian teachers name was pak san. We named him pak cum.

I don\'t know...nothing that creative here.  Let\'s see...

There are a few teachers we call by their first names, such as my English teacher, Mrs. Smith.  We call her Alida.  

I had a Chem teacher the last two years named Mr. Gunner.  We always simply called him Gunner, or Gunner-Man.  He was an alcoholic though, and although he was my favorite teacher I ever had, he would be out a lot.  Our usual sub was Mr. Parker, who looked kinda like Gunner, only cleaner.  We usually called him Clean Gunner, or simply CG.

Then I had a technology teacher named Mr. Peters.  Most people call him P Diddy now though  That guy was great.