What\'s the worst prank you\'ve ever pulled?

I remember this one time my cousin was over at my house and we were playing with my dad\'s .38 revolver. We were just shooting up books and trying to have a good time, but this dorky little bastard I used to hang with kept calling. See, he thought me an my cousin were cool and he wanted to be "one of the guys".

So the next time he called my cousin and I acted like we were stoned off our asses. We told him we were playing russian roulette and occassionally we\'d pull the trigger on an empty chamber close to the phone so he could here it. After about five clicks, my cuz loaded up the next chamber and said "Oh ****, I think I\'m gonna get it" loud enough for him to hear it.

I don\'t remember what the dude said next because I put the reciever of the phone right next to the chamber and fired. My cuz fell backwards onto the porch pretty hard and I got back on the phone screaming frantically, "Oh crap, he acually did it.. he\'s ****ing dead man.. I gotta go, I gotta call the ambulence!!", and then I just hung up on him.

It was funny as hell at the time, but now that I look back... yeah, it\'s still pretty funny. The dude is a gimp. He actually believed that my cousin was dead for like a month afterward.

What\'s the absolute cruelest prank you\'ve ever pulled?

LOL!!!

I got nothing on that...

The Cruelest prank?

I do a lot of them... can\'t separate the cruelest really...

Give me time to think... I will post something... but until then I\'m going to remember what I have done... BHOAWHAWHA!

Evil is inside me...

One time I had a bunch of oreos and I scraped all the middles out of them. I mixed it up with a bunch of ex-lax knock off brand stuff and then mixed them back and put them back on the oreo and gave them to a bunch of ****s I hated. mmm, mmm, those were good oreos

Eric Jacob

Iv\'e gone past a guy with his left leg missing.... WHILST HOPPING ON MINE

Ahhh the things you do as a kid

This new year me and my friend took two of my friend\'s little-sisters dolls, ripped them open, pulled the stuffings out and tortured the b4stards with bombs

Finally both of the dolls ( puppets; dog and a cat; very cute... very big... ) were melted down... hmmm... the pleasure... No, I mean.. it was horrible to hear the little sister out then. This friend\'s sisters are just crazy; so all the little girl shouted at us was: "F*CK YOO!"

Hmmm... of course phone-pranks.. i\'ve made many... but they\'re hard to explain because you don\'t know what certain finnish names mean

AlteredBeast - MMMmmmm Food Pranks. I used to love those. My Foods class in HS used to have to make cookies for the football players before every game. Well the teacher should have known better than to put five football player hating stoners in the same group. We, uh, took certain liberties with the recipies. Ever had a jalipino, eggshell, and rubber cement cookie? God that was fun.

Darth Joyda - Phone pranks are fun. My friend Steeve sounds JUST like the black dude from the Jerky Boys. He, my cousin, and I used to call teen suicide helplines and tell them all kinds of crazy ****. I remember one time he told them that his dad threw a hammer at his head and locked him in the bathroom for two days streight. He said he was tripping out on like 20 hits of acid and finally decided to kill himself after he saw the sun melt.  

hehehe nice one sonyfan.

Hmm let me think...I guess the worst one that I ever did was, ring someones doorbell at 3am on a Thursday and when they came to the door I sprayed Ketchup all over them.  And then ran like hell.  While I sprayed the guy with Ketchup, my friend threw 3 eggs at him.  It was funny.  Tons of phone pranks though.  I pulled some really good ones.

When I was 13, my friend took a sh*t in a bag, i put it on someones doorstep, rang the doorbell, and got the f*ck up outta there. It\'s probably been done many times, but it sure was funny as hell at the time.

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I use to pee in my dad\'s soda. He would drink MT.DEW out of the can. When he would leave it alone for a second, I\'d pee in it.

That was always tons of fun.

Another time, my cousin who I never liked demanded me to cook her a hamburger while she was taking a shower. So before I made it, I put ground dog food in it, spit on it, let a germand shepard lick it and then cooked it. Then, it ended up my grandmother ate it.

My mother and I use to play a cruel prank on my dad. Before he would get home from work, she\'d go somewhere and hide. He\'d come home and find me crying. He\'d ask what was wrong and I would tell him that my mom was going to kill herself and left. So, he would go and look for her and try to find her. That never got old.

Then there was the typical prank phone calls. I would call places and then put them on hold via "Ring Central" computer program. Call Pizza Hut and during the middle of an order put them on hold. Or just call and keep putting them on hold.


 Then there was the times, I would sit and take objects and screw with this tooth I have that is capped in the back.  If I pulled on it just slightly blood would come out..I\'d do it tilL I had a mouth full and then go to my mom crying that I was spitting blood up.. Then she would take me to the doctor  after a few times, so I stopped...

Oh my God.

Are you guys completely sure that you\'re alright in the head? It seems you are a bit ... um ... well ... nevermind.

I can\'t remember the worst thing I did (I haven\'t done much cruel stuff), but I remember seeing a guy pee in some juice and then he gave it to a girl he didn\'t like... Tasty.

I\'m just glad that i don\'t know any of you guys personally
I\'d be on a trip all of the time

Hmmm..I\'ve called teenagers help-line tons of times too

Once I convinced them that my brother\'s gay and I\'m the only one in our family to know it ( to say, I don\'t have a brother at all ). The story goes like this...

I said to the nice lady on the phone that my big-brother is gay. She told me to tell the story. I told her that I was going to loan a CD from my Bro\'s room. Then I told her that I walked to the room and saw my brother and his friend ( boyfriend ) kissing. I acted really shocked on the phone. Then the lady said that had I told my parents about this... I said no and continued. I told my brother beats me up once in awhile because he\'s afraid that I tell that he\'s gay to my parents. Now he threats me that he\'d kill me if I\'d tell my parents.. then the lady told me to tell my parents no matter what... then I said that my parents are out a lot and I have to stay in the house with my bro and I\'m scared taht he\'ll do something bad for me... incl. raping Now the lady said that you\'ll still have to tell your parents, if I\'m up to it, and I said that I will try when I can... and hang up. The lady took EVERYTHING! Usually the lady just says that HANG UP THE PHONE and don\'t call joke-phones again ( when they\'ve failed ), that I\'m playing with serious business

Hmmm... I write more when I remember...

Well lets see here is  few of many

When i was little their was a pussy kid - he use to always cry about everything to get his way - so we went to his house and he got us mad so  we told him we were gonna play hide and seek and let him count - then we just left and went home - he actually kept looking for a couple of hours - it was priceless

Then i work at a restuarant and their was a group of people from a local rival school coming to eat so we spit and licked their food - that\'ll teach to mess with the best

Then while at work we would trick people into getting something out of the walk in freezer - it is usually 10-15 below F. in there- and then we would lock em in by outting kegs against the door , after about 30 minutes we would came back and get them and they were numb and stuff - so we told them to put their hands under some hot water - ahhhh the memories of breaking in the new guys