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Offline Bossieman
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who is exactky Björn?
« on: February 08, 2001, 01:28:31 PM »
Im swedish, just like Björn, but who is he, whats his age, and what is this guy doing for a living?
Does anyone know, a presentation would really be nice.
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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2001, 01:47:05 PM »
He owns this site and i think he is in his last year of collage but i could be wrong.
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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2001, 01:55:37 PM »
ahh yes. the tale of the Björn. This goes back through many thousand of years.
It begins on a small island in the southern hemisphere, a young man named Björn was sent there as punishment for his crazy visions. Visions where people could talk to each other all over the world. Ha Ha Ha the fool was renound for his tales of fancy and now he is here.

Or at least thats what i\'ve heard.
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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2001, 01:58:15 PM »
@ *)PhoeniX(* :laughing:

Björn is my... no, OUR HERO !!! :D
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2001, 02:02:06 PM »
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Originally posted by *)PhoeniX(*
ahh yes. the tale of the Björn. This goes back through many thousand of years.
It begins on a small island in the southern hemisphere, a young man named Björn was sent there as punishment for his crazy visions. Visions where people could talk to each other all over the world. Ha Ha Ha the fool was renound for his tales of fancy and now he is here.

Or at least thats what i\'ve heard.



 lmao you got it all wrong, he was banished to an island in the northern hemisphere but for a different reason, he said that he spoke to a higher power, and he was sent from god, people didnt believe his bable of futuristic consoles, hey they didnt even know what a console was, he was though to be a witch, so they banished him and his last words were,and i quote, "the day will come when the console wars will start, and from the ruble will stand a machine more powerful than all the others, in its mighty vertical position it will be victoriouse, then they billy clubed him sensless. :)
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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2001, 02:19:14 PM »
 no no no, you guys got it all wrong!He was sent to a volcanic Island for the saftey of the people where he lived!See he was posseded by the Devil at the age of ten.They (the people at this island) worshiped as a god because they all worshiped satin!So one day Bjorn asked them to by a comutor for him after he saw a plane that has one of those adds atached to it on the back of it.So they took a canoe and sailed back to the real world.The stopped at a comp USA and robbed them of a comp.Then at the age of 15 he made the forums.After the people at that island found out he was not posesed by satin the banished him back to Sweeden where he went to school, bought a comp, got aol, saw if his forums were there, went to colloge and now he is still in colloge!

 That is truelly who Bjorn really is in my story I heard.

 (p.s. im posesed by the Devil! :D :D :laughing: :evil: :boom: )
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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2001, 04:40:01 PM »
To put it short and simple Bjorn is the real bossieman and the creator of this forum. Not to say that hes bossy, just that, you know, your name, and him being the boss, and, ah screw it.
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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2001, 10:22:53 PM »
im the "bossieman" around here.

bjorn is da man, nuff said
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« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2001, 01:46:24 AM »
Bjorn is a moron. He even has a pet Chimp (aka mm) J/K
hehe. :D
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« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2001, 04:27:43 AM »
Bjorn is a god... to this website!

Actually, he is the master and creator of this site, if he says jump, we say how high...  BTW, it\'s better to be friends with him then it is to be an enemy!
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« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2001, 06:57:30 AM »
Correct me if I\'m mistaken, but Björn is a college student in his twenties (I\'d guess 22 years old). He owns http://www.psx2central.com. And I believe he lives in Halmstad.
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« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2001, 07:16:09 AM »
Samwise has a school girl crush on him.
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« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2001, 07:23:40 AM »
I have a shool girl crush on Samwise... Ahhhhhhh

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« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2001, 07:26:57 AM »
Bjorn? Bjorn who? If you are speaking of the infamous legend, then you are mistaken. Legend has it someone, someone great named Bjorn came from the elder god known only as NO-NADS. He ran a great forum in his time and taught the ways to his anxious son.

This forum appeared and no one could explain. Then legend how it, it was the work of No-NADS son, Bjorn. There is no proof of such a person/deity though. Only legend. Some say , he stalks the shadows as another user, watching the forums carefully.

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« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2001, 08:27:24 AM »
Close but no. Legend has it. Bjorn has sent 2 of his closest personal bodyguards, Brothers of truth, if u will.  To guard the mortal realms of this forum. The 2 minions are known as SoulGrind and MM. They are the loyal bodyguard’s and power that protects Bjorn. They hold truth and justice  They are the generals of this forum realm.

But these 2 minions have brought under their wings other disciples of the old way, these people are the chosen ones, the ones that are Ring leaders, they keep in line the people of this realm. They may end up Generals one day themselves. They report back to the Bodyguards, They tell them of evil intents and/or attacks the evil fanboys are planing or have done. The Generals under Bjorn accept this and punish the evil fanboys, by banishing them. Throwing them out of the forum realm.

Then they report too Bjorn the duties they have done, and which they entail. Sometimes Bjorn has secret orders they must carry out. But in general the 3 guardians are pretty even in the forum realm. (Bjorn, mm and SoulGrind) The Main site, world is a different story. ;)

The one known as SoulGrind is scouting for a new ringleader, and will approach the great Bjorn. Telling him of this one. The one that is great in many ways. One may be chosen. One will bring chaos too order. One will became a new Disciple.
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Opps i ment ORDER too chaos.. Oh well, Sounds good. :D
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