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Offline Mr. Kennedy
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Hey if I was a scientist you know what I would clone?
« on: March 01, 2001, 02:19:16 PM »
Hot Dogs!

Think of all the possibilities, guys.

Imagine, a world of... hey what\'s going on?

Imagine a world with an endless supply of hot dogs!

You could have a hot dog anytime you wanted!

They\'d be so abundant they\'d become our currency!  20 hot dogs would equal roughly a nickel, depending on the strength of the yen, but you know what, I\'m getting ahead of myself.

Let\'s just keep praying that we can clone one of these hot dogs.

Hey, if you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?  I know I would.

First I\'d smother myself in brown mustard and relish.  I\'d be so delicious.

So would you?  Don\'t jerk me around guys it\'s a simple question.  A baby could answer it.

If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
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« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2001, 02:22:03 PM »
gee, uhmm well ehh yes I guess?
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« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2001, 02:24:46 PM »
eww thats sick, why would you wana clone soemthing like that, clone anything? if thats the case i would get jfk\'s dna and clone him, then i would clone all the extinct animals exept dinosaurs, maybe a velociraptor, but thats about it
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« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2001, 02:38:47 PM »
I would clone some hot chick but make her brainless so she would like me :D
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or hot dogs.......yeah hot dogs it is
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« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2001, 02:40:27 PM »
TheOneBillyGunn, it\'s a simple question:  Would you go to Mars with a dead guy and a sandwich?  Just answer yes or no and I\'ll move on.  Yeah you\'re right, it probably wouldn\'t work out anyway.
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« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2001, 03:02:25 PM »
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gee, uhmm well ehh yes I guess?


Oh well you made a wise choice my friend.

If you had said no I would have bitten your ear off.  I would have come at you like a tornado made of arms and teeth and uh... fingernails.
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« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2001, 03:03:39 PM »
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TheOneBillyGunn, it\'s a simple question:  Would you go to Mars with a dead guy and a sandwich?  Just answer yes or no and I\'ll move on.  Yeah you\'re right, it probably wouldn\'t work out anyway.


No why would I do that... that is completely insane!

Hey Rob, did you gain weight?
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« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2001, 03:42:17 PM »
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Originally posted by TheOneBillyGun:No why would I do that... that is completely insane!

Hey Rob, did you gain weight?


Actually, Billy, he\'s Colin. :D

Hey, Did anything happen in 1997?

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« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2001, 04:10:04 PM »
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Originally posted by TheOneBillyGun:No why would I do that... that is completely insane!

Hey Rob, did you gain weight?


Actually, Billy, he\'s Colin. :D

Hey, Did anything happen in 1997?

CUBS WIN!!! CUBS WIN!!! [/B]


Harry Carry everybody...
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« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2001, 06:16:40 PM »
i would clone hitler and then kick the **** out of him :burn:
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« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2001, 08:00:09 PM »
I would clone my head so I could see what the back of my head looks like. I know I could look in mirrors and stuff but I\'d rather look at it with my own eyes. So if someone says, "You\'ve got something in your hair." I can look at my cloned head and say, "No I don\'t"
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« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2001, 08:18:40 PM »
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I would clone my head so I could see what the back of my head looks like. I know I could look in mirrors and stuff but I\'d rather look at it with my own eyes. So if someone says, "You\'ve got something in your hair." I can look at my cloned head and say, "No I don\'t"


I\'m lost, it\'s only exactly the same the moment you clone your head, and how would you see out of both heads?

144(Your probably confused about this)
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« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2001, 09:01:43 PM »
Sho\'nuff I gained weight, I officially went from Member to Phatnuts status.

Anybody know where I could d/l some of those harry carry clips?
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« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2001, 09:29:24 PM »
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I would clone my head so I could see what the back of my head looks like. I know I could look in mirrors and stuff but I\'d rather look at it with my own eyes. So if someone says, "You\'ve got something in your hair." I can look at my cloned head and say, "No I don\'t"


I\'m lost, it\'s only exactly the same the moment you clone your head, and how would you see out of both heads?[/B]


Who said anything about seeing out of both heads? I will keep my cloned head in a bag. When someone taps me on the shoulder and says that there is a peice of paper in my hair. I can open my bag and examine my cloned head. If I don\'t see any paper then I will either throw my cloned head at them or put it in the bag and hit them w/ the bag.
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« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2001, 12:08:43 AM »
I\'d clone Angelina Jolie, change her brain waves where she was always wanting me. Yeah, that\'d be the life...
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