what is the one thing that hurt you most?

[nO-One]

Damn you scrotums seem to act like magnets to foreign objects.

[nO-One]

If I were to take a hit into my lil\'friend (uhhh I mean big friend ) the first thing I would do is check if my bits&pieces were still working.

Originally posted by nO-One
If I were to take a hit into my lil\'friend (uhhh I mean big friend ) the first thing I would do is check if my bits&pieces were still working.

So if someone hit you in the twig and berries with a bat you would drop to your knees and flog the dolphin? That just doesn\'t seem right.

flog the dolphin

Flog the dolphin?

I\'ve never heard that one before. And trust me, I\'ve heard alot. My friends are really perverse.

[nO-One]

Originally posted by Gohan

Originally posted by nO-One
If I were to take a hit into my lil\'friend (uhhh I mean big friend ) the first thing I would do is check if my bits&pieces were still working.

So if someone hit you in the twig and berries with a bat you would drop to your knees and flog the dolphin? That just doesn\'t seem right. [/B]

No I\'d probly hide behind a tree or something
Ofcourse I\'d wait till I got home,maybe even the next day.I\'d have to give the sucker some time to get better.

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I nearly had cancer. Had to get a lump removed from my neck.. It was the size of a golf ball. Wasn\'t fun believe me. But it wasn\'t cancer.
But i was freaked because they thought it was.

oh man. thats gotta suck. my uncle died from cancer.

what would these forums be without SoulGrind??? :sconf:

Originally posted by politiepet
to go to the hospital for a little  operation

LMAO little eh?

I have never really had any seroious injuries, but this is the best I could think of (funny too)

Well when I was eleven I went to the Tae Kwon Do Junior Olypics with my buddies in Orlando(Junior Olypics is the U.S. only tournament, so it was hell to train and a whole lot of pain). Well after the the sparring for 2nd degree black belt( me ) I came in as 3rd place (damn cheap shot ), anywayz my sisters boyfriend started chasing me and I ran full speed into this really really really window and knocked myself out for a few minutes, and woke up in a hotel room with a huge lump on my head. Since we were in Orlando, we went to DisneyLand and I faked being handicapped to get on rides really quick and there was no line for me to wait in.

Originally posted by ViVi
I have never really had any seroious injuries, but this is the best I could think of (funny too)

Well when I was eleven I went to the Tae Kwon Do Junior Olypics with my buddies in Orlando(Junior Olypics is the U.S. only tournament, so it was hell to train and a whole lot of pain). Well after the the sparring for 2nd degree black belt( me ) I came in as 3rd place (damn cheap shot ), anywayz my sisters boyfriend started chasing me and I ran full speed into this really really really window and knocked myself out for a few minutes, and woke up in a hotel room with a huge lump on my head. Since we were in Orlando, we went to DisneyLand and I faked being handicapped to get on rides really quick and there was no line for me to wait in.

THAT WAS YOU!!!! We were like look at this crippled bastard cutting the line. We were really pissed. If I ever see you again.........you won\'t have to fake being handicapped.

Women and thier ways. Cant live with them cant live without them.
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Kicking Bull+ my nuts= inmense pain
 

Originally posted by kangu-G^Ltt^s
Kicking Bull+ my nuts= inmense pain
 

Thats just dumb. Why were you close enough to a bull to let it kick you in the nuts. I value my nuts more than my sight. If I know a bull can kick me and possibly crack a nut I stand right out of nut kickin distance. That is ehy the head of the hammer is built on the end furthest away from your nuts.(I know there are physics involved and stuff but that was determined after they designed it to protect the more valuable than gold nuts.)

It was actually a VERY stupid dare. A friend of mine dared me to ride aroud on top of one of the bulls at his ranch, so I approached it and it didn\'t seem to mind me as I got closer. I wanted to get on quickly to get it over with, but in my haste I say up to far back on the bull. So as soon as the son of a **tch started running and jumping I slid right of its rear and was simultaneously kicked in the nut-region. I actually managed to sort of walk to an area that was not completely covered in dung, and collpased.

Originally posted by kangu-G^Ltt^s
It was actually a VERY stupid dare. A friend of mine dared me to ride aroud on top of one of the bulls at his ranch, so I approached it and it didn\'t seem to mind me as I got closer. I wanted to get on quickly to get it over with, but in my haste I say up to far back on the bull. So as soon as the son of a **tch started running and jumping I slid right of its rear and was simultaneously kicked in the nut-region. I actually managed to sort of walk to an area that was not completely covered in dung, and collpased.

HAHAHH!  I am sorry, but it is so funny to laugh at these things.  I like the part about making your way to an area not covered and dung, and collapsing.  Hilarious!!!  Not for you though.