what is the one thing that hurt you most?

hey I forgot one of my nut shots!

I was about 12 and I was playing a little junkyard baseball with the older neighboorhood kids.they were all about 15 or 16. my friend was pitching, he got hit in the leg lne drive. so he sat out and another of my friends got up and almost got hit, so he wussed out, and I got up there thinking that I was invinsicble. First pitch, i throw it and bam! Straight to the nuts, my left one (seems smaller to this DAY!) was in immense pain, I fell to the ground, tearing up grass everywhere while coughing and wheezing. And you know what? Those bastards kept playing! I couldnt walk straight for like 3 days!


ergghh!

Eric Jacob

[nO-One]

Ugh I can actually feel pain in my nether region while reading this :crap:

looks down and says:

"don\'t worry fella\'s nO-One will protect you"
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well actually they should be worried if no one protects them

dang that is some messed up stuff

well i have ahad a few also:

1:I have had my head split open three times - once i was kicked by metal cleets and split open my head from my eye to the top of my head - then i have also ran into the corner of a wall and split my head open - then there was a big chain hanging in a tree and i tried to get it out and it came down on the middle of my head and it was one of those big ass ship type chains

2:Broke both my arms after falling off a loading dock after trying to jump it with my bike - heheh - little higher than i thought - had to walk a couple of miles with both mands all crooked before i got to my house

3:I know i have said this but the night i picked up my PS2 i pretty much cut the tip of my thumb off - i mean it went through my finger nail all the way to the other side and back again - i could lift up the chunky flap of skin and meat and watch blood actually squirt out - damn it was hard to try to play the PS2 like that

4:Well this onen didnt happen to me but i am sure it hurt more than anyone else\'s here - my friend was playing outside football - well this guy went out for a pass and jumped up to get it - well he was wearing shorts and he skinned the tip of the top of a Fire hydrant - needless to say it broke open his scrotum and his actuall balls fell out of his shorts - ahhhhh thinking of that brought back a picture image - damn that had to hurt


well thats all i can remember

[nO-One]

Ooh just remembered I have broken my arms aswell,twice infact (can\'t belive I forgot that)

Anyway the first time I was young say about 12-13 and I was trying to skateboard.I rolled down a pretty long and steep hill (I had gone down that hill a few times before) anyway I was going pretty fast and I didn\'t notice a very small (I am talking small) rock on the ground,it hit one one of the front tyres and stopped it completly causing me to fly about 2 meters and landing on my elbow.It hurt like hell but I didn\'t think munh of it (it always hurt when you land on your funny bone).So I just continued skating for about an hour then went home.I ignored the pain for 3 days.I went to the doctor because I was getting worried cuz I couldn\'t really move my arm and it hurt like hell.The doc checked me out and took a few X-Rays,but said I was just badly bruised.Later that day he called back he said he had taken a look at the  X-Rays and saw I had infact broken my arm.

The second time was later that year.I was on some 24 hour school trip (it was supposed to be fun sigh).It was dangerous to go to sleep your face would be mutilated by the time you woke up.So I had stayed awake all night.When it was time to leave I was VERY sleepy (ppl said I looked stoned) and there was a wall where everybody used to sit on. (One side was about a meter high from the ground,the other side almost 2) anyway like everybody else I wanted to sit down.BUT I MISSED THE DAMN THING,I fell down the other side and landed on my funny bone (like the previus incident).I didn\'t quite relise what had happened lying on my back with my feet in the air so I just said "damn" stood up went into the bus and fell asleep.The next day I went to the doc and found out I had broken my arm the exact same way I had broken it before.

Originally posted by Sublimesjg
dang that is some messed up stuff

well i have ahad a few also:

1:I have had my head split open three times - once i was kicked by metal clits and split open my head from my eye to the top of my head

So it was torn open by METAL CLITS huh?  Were you like having sex with some female robots or something?  

Originally posted by Sublimesjg
4:Well this onen didnt happen to me but i am sure it hurt more than anyone else\'s here - my friend was playing outside football - well this guy went out for a pass and jumped up to get it - well he was wearing shorts and he skinned the tip of the top of a Fire hydrant - needless to say it broke open his scrotum and his actuall balls fell out of his shorts - ahhhhh thinking of that brought back a picture image - damn that had to hurt

I am in pain just thinking about that. Is he alright now or did someone just put him out of his misery?

4:Well this onen didnt happen to me but i am sure it hurt more than anyone else\'s here - my friend was playing outside football - well this guy went out for a pass and jumped up to get it - well he was wearing shorts and he skinned the tip of the top of a Fire hydrant - needless to say it broke open his scrotum and his actuall balls fell out of his shorts - ahhhhh thinking of that brought back a picture image - damn that had to hurt

I don\'t believe that. I can\'t believe it. Your scrotum can\'t be broken open. And I\'m pretty sure your balls are well secured to the rest of your, um, package.

Originally posted by Solid Snake 88

4:Well this onen didnt happen to me but i am sure it hurt more than anyone else\'s here - my friend was playing outside football - well this guy went out for a pass and jumped up to get it - well he was wearing shorts and he skinned the tip of the top of a Fire hydrant - needless to say it broke open his scrotum and his actuall balls fell out of his shorts - ahhhhh thinking of that brought back a picture image - damn that had to hurt

I don\'t believe that. I can\'t believe it. Your scrotum can\'t be broken open. And I\'m pretty sure your balls are well secured to the rest of your, um, package. [/B]

actually you are wrong - they are attached by these long tubes which is why they hang - plus there has been another incident like this but i wasn\'t there

some kids at my school were playing around in the shower by popping towels and one guy landed a pop right on the sweet spot and his nut fall out of his sack - he went into shock and all but he came out fine after a little operation.

Ohhh and gohan they guy is alright now but he has to live with the fact that incident happened and we make fun of him all the time - oh and the fact that we can call him lefty makes for a good time

i fell into a big pricker bush once while roler-blading but thats nothing compared to that.

[Bobs_Hardware]

ohh, dammit, well, i was playing football once and during a tackled was kneed, well, not in the balls, in another very important \'thing\' in that area...man, i thought it split in two, ewww

when i was 8, i was carrying a chair (for unknown reasons) and was sliding it along the ground when all of a sudden a set of stairs appeared, and i went tumbling down them, and then to rub it in even further when i got to the bottom i het my head on the corner of a brick walla and had to get stitches

when i was 10 i was walking down another flight of steps at my neighboors house.  for some reason one of his steps were broken (these were concrete steps outside the house) and i didnt notcie and fell, lucky enough, there were a whole heap of rusty quarter inch thick steel  wires poking out to stop my fall...hehe, it only cut through to the bone in my shin

thats about all i can remember for now

Originally posted by Sublimesjg
4:Well this onen didnt happen to me but i am sure it hurt more than anyone else\'s here - my friend was playing outside football - well this guy went out for a pass and jumped up to get it - well he was wearing shorts and he skinned the tip of the top of a Fire hydrant - needless to say it broke open his scrotum and his actuall balls fell out of his shorts - ahhhhh thinking of that brought back a picture image - damn that had to hurt
well thats all i can remember

Hearing that reminds me of this movie, from dusk till dawn 3, in that movie this guy his a shoe with a knive attached to it, and this vampire walks towards him, so he kicks the vampire in the nuts, doing that caused for the vampires balls to stick to his shoe/knive, and the guy goes like, eeeeeH there\'s balls on my shoe!!!

[nO-One]

Hah hah hah hah hah I have to rent that one.

Originally posted by nO-One
Hah hah hah hah hah I have to rent that one.

I wouldn\'t recommend it. If you want I can kick you in the nuts with a spiked shoe. I\'ll keep kicking until one of you nuts gets lodged on the spike and then I\'ll say, "Ew, there\'s nuts on my shoe" We can videotape it so we can watch it many times afterwards. Trust me hilarity will ensue. I think this would be better than renting that movie. Just let me know. I can make some spiked shoes quickly. I have some Timberlands and a pocket knife.

When i was 13 i was a wrestling fanatic... I used to go outside and wrestle my friends on the trampoline. when my friend bounced up at the same time and i grabbed him in a german suplex in mid air and my foot hit the metal frame and fell backwards to the ground head first and got a concussion. that hurt pretty bad.

i used to ride my bike down this steep hill in my neighborhood. i learned to ride down the hill without using my hands on the handlebars. I would steer by shifting my wight....well i was flying down the hill one day and shifted to hard and went face first into the ground and slid about 5 feet on my bare hands.... my knees were nothing but blood, my hands were bloddy, my lip got busted opend and swollen to the size a double A battery on one side and i chipped my tooth....

bleeding from a half ripped lip kinda hurts too.

I see some really painful stories... I love \'em... bWOAwhawHawhaw...

But that doesn\'t say I don\'t have my own stories to tell you.

I was 4 years old ( I do remember it as it hurted like H3ll... or at least I still imagine it hurted ), I was cycling down a very steep downhill, a walkway, and in the bottom of the downhill there was glass broken all over. Well, I began shaking around with the bike and fell to ground, and slided in the middle of all the glass-spikes.

Well, the glass-clusters went under my skin and I was covered in blood. I went to doctors and the doctor said I was very lucky to remain without critical injuries.

But it did hurt; I can\'t say the fall with the bike or the removing of the glass-clusters..

I have no stories involving my d1ck, so I think they won\'t interest you much. So I may stop here. Maybe I continue someday.