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Tomb Raider Movie Poster - Can anyone say Mmm Jolie?
« on: March 07, 2001, 01:39:49 AM »


Mmmmmmmm

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« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2001, 03:06:37 AM »
Mmm Jolie :D
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« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2001, 04:06:35 AM »
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Yum. Jolie...

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« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2001, 04:29:01 AM »
Ha. I could eat a woman like that raw. But the requirements are that she is fresh.

Only skin and bones.

Actually I was talking about my little-sis...Aaaargh! Ha Ha Ha! I\'m actually very mad at her, and when I am, h3llish fires torment the house and melt the skin of my computer.

I was about to say that Jolie is looking g00t...
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« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2001, 07:55:32 AM »
All the blood rushes down and I away from nO-One\'s brain.All he can say is gaaagaa gurghl guug Jooolliiieee.
Damn does she look hot in that pic.This is a bit Off Topic though.
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« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2001, 08:12:21 AM »
Pft... Miss Moneypenny can kick her @ss with both hands tyed behind her back, Did i tell you she is into kick Boxing ?

Ah well

my only hope is that this is not another poor Game to movie licence.

here is the all of FAME
Mortal Kombat
Street Fighter (hey it had Kylie in it !)

Hall of SHAME
Super Mario Bro\'s
ermm i think thats it ?
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Tomb Raider Movie Poster - Can anyone say Mmm Jolie?
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2001, 08:48:27 AM »
Know what sucks about her?  You can her boobs are fake.  That\'s my pet peeve when it comes to looking at women, if you can tell they\'re fake, then the job was terrible and in her case, it\'s seriously bad.

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« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2001, 09:06:09 AM »
O baby!!!!!!!!!!!!! HARDER!!!!!!!!!! :eek::smokin:

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« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2001, 09:15:42 AM »
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Know what sucks about her?  You can her boobs are fake.  That\'s my pet peeve when it comes to looking at women, if you can tell they\'re fake, then the job was terrible and in her case, it\'s seriously bad.

-Ryu who realises he has made 2 posts today about women\'s breasts. :)


ehh the bigger the better ;) (well maybe not Dixie Dyniamite big yeouch)

I read somewhere that she had a stunt ass for this movie,she apparently had some skin thing that women fear (cellulite I think it\'s called)
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« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2001, 10:08:41 AM »
hmm, yummie, if I had to die, I would want to be killed by her (after I\'m done with her of course!...............did I say that, whoops!)
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« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2001, 10:20:52 AM »
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Originally posted by ooseven
Pft... Miss Moneypenny can kick her @ss with both hands tyed behind her back, Did i tell you she is into kick Boxing ?

Ah well

my only hope is that this is not another poor Game to movie licence.

here is the all of FAME
Mortal Kombat
Street Fighter (hey it had Kylie in it !)

Hall of SHAME
Super Mario Bro\'s
ermm i think thats it ?


I might be confused but did you just say Street Fight was a GOOD movie!?!?!?!
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« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2001, 12:35:16 PM »
im sorry man, but i must say.. SHE HAS SOME F@CKING HUGE LIPS! i mean look at them, a kiss from her will swallow your face, she isnt all that, mmmmm
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« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2001, 12:51:13 PM »
you just lost all respect from me!!!  j/k


Those lips are awesome, how old are you, come on man appreciate lips like those.  Im telling you the truth... dood trust me

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I\'m not that crazy about Angelina Jolie
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2001, 01:17:19 PM »
I would\'ve preferred some other actress for Lara Croft, like maybe...Elizabeth Hurley?  Denise Richards?  Katherine Heigl?
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« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2001, 01:48:40 PM »
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Originally posted by kirath
you just lost all respect from me!!!  j/k


Those lips are awesome, how old are you, come on man appreciate lips like those.  Im telling you the truth... dood trust me

:D


well lips like that do have thier purposes :p ok, you can now call me the biggest prev out on the forums, but there big man, collugin or what ever you call it, i do appreciate lips like that but not that friggin big

she does look like lara croft as well.
\"So are you going to kill her off?\"
Are you insane! I love her character, she stays.
\"The only thing loves done is put you in this position, I say kill her off!\"
Yeah, but you say a lot of things..
and how does that work....  You\'re a bicycle..

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