SONY, They Planned for everything.

PPFT forget about the EE and the ability to play PSX games, when it comes to the PS2 they have thought of EVERYTHING.


What do i mean well, ever noticed these cool features on your PS2 ?

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• The turnable Playstation logo on the DVD draw, that way you can have it the correct way no matter what whay you have your PS2.
• Claming noises when you power up, just switch on your PS2 and listen to the waves for that sea side holiday feal.
• It weights in at 2,1kg or (4lbs 10oz) so if someone tryes to steel it from you then you could use it as a weapon (WARNING SONY NEVER INTENDED THE PS2 TO BE USED AS A IMPROV\' WEAPON THAT MIGHT INVALIDATE THE WARRANTY)
• Your BLack Cat and use it to hide him or herself.
• The Expantion bay can be used to heat up pop tarts

007! we all knew about this, its old news. the PS2 is perfect, didnt you know?

Originally posted by Bossieman
007! we all knew about this, its old news. the PS2 is perfect, didnt you know?

What even using the PS2 to hit your enemys ?

well i have tryed that one and it works, it also works after you hit someone just as long as you don\'t hit them too hard .

[nO-One]

hmm good idea.I could crush my enemies by bashing them with my black box.Then take all the valuable stuff and hide it inside the expansion bay that is truly a good idea,now to go out and make some enemies

I have to go to work tomorrow.

Originally posted by Bossieman
I have to go to work tomorrow.

Yeah with your PS2 under your arm, i can just read the headlines the now.
"10 people beaten up with PS2 in Sweden..."

witnesses say they saw a man attacking people with a playstation 2 saying " Yeah it\'s ok it was oosevens idea, he said it was ok....".

[nO-One]

The next day\'s headline

\'The Playstation man strikes again\'

The police still has no lead on who this mysterous villain is.It is advised that people stay indoors until this case has been resolved.
Witnesses have described the man as a gorilla with a PS.2,shouting what sounds like "Die Billy boy,and take your cursed X-Box with you",though that should only be thought of as a rumor.

Originally posted by nO-One
The next day\'s headline

\'The Playstation man strikes again\'

The police still has no lead on who this mysterous villain is.It is advised that people stay indoors until this case has been resolved.
Witnesses have described the man as a gorilla with a PS.2,shouting what sounds like "Die Billy boy,and take your cursed X-Box with you",though that should only be thought of as a rumor.

maybe we could do a cartoon strip of the deranged playstation 2 owner and his magical PS2 weapon ?

Fighting crime
Putting an end to EVIL DOSERS
all with the help of his little black box.

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[nO-One]

Good idea.I like it.Infact I like it alot.

Whoa, I didn\'t even know about the rotating Playstation logo.

Sony is brilliant!

Holy crap i just turned it! i never woulda know without your help ! hear it click into its new place

The expansion bay can be used to hide plenty of drugs

Just recieved from the Swedish press:

"WILDMAN SMASHING DOWNTOWN CITIZENS WITH DEADLY GAME"
04.18.01 STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN - A psychotic individual is stalking the citizens of Stockholm and causing severe injuries by striking them with a Sony PS2 (imprints of the label was discovered in their foreheads). Hospitals are reporting an alarming rise in admissions due to injuries sustained from the game-wielding maniac. The Swedish Police are on heightened alert, armed with descriptions of a \'Large, hairy individual armed with a black box". This has lead to several false alarms, due to the large number of swedish citizens who fit this general description.

So far 28 citizens have been attacked by the \'Sony  Maniac\', as he has been nick-named by the swedish press. One survivor, Jurgen Haorfurgaasesonne, recalls a large, extremely hairy man asking him if he planned to purchase a \'X-Box\' this fall. When Jurgenasked if it was a Nintendo game, he was methodically clubbed into unconsciousness.

The swedish government is reportedly considering an emergency meeting to ban further importation of PS2 units from Japan. One goverment official off the record said: " Ve can\'t have oor kids beeting peeple oop."
Jacof Wacof- Rooters AP,Sweden

I think better weapon to kill is the pad, not the console-unit. With the pad, you can quickly use it as a deadly whip ( by holding it from the pad and using the cord as a whip ), or then you can make it a deadly medieval weapon ( by holding from the cord and swing the pad above your head ).

If I\'d kill my little-sister today, I\'d prefer the pad. And if the pad would break, I\'d just buy new one without losing too much money.

I\'m brilliant.

[nO-One]

No wonder Bossie hasn\'t posted much lately,the police being after him and all.