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GUNNERY SEARGENT HARTMAN FROM FULL METAL JACKET
"Are you quitting on me?! Well, are you?! Then quit, you slimy ****ing walrus-looking piece of ****! Get the **** off of my obstacle! Get the **** down off of my obstacle! Now! Move it! I\'m going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-****s every cannibal on the Congo!"
"God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the marine corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps!"
"Jesus Christ Pyle, don\'t try too hard. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there, wouldn\'t he?"
"Bull****! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama\'s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!"

The Matrix - Wow.......

Austin Powers - Do I make you horny....
Austin Powers - Dr. Evil: ZIp it....zip it good *wapish*

Independence day - will smith: No you did not shoot that green **** at me!!

The Gladiator - What we do in life echos in eternity

Space balls - Lord Helmet: *huff pufff hufff puff hufff puff* *lifts up helmet*  Man i cant breathe in this thing

Ah-ah, I know what you\'re thinking punk. You\'re thinking did he fire six shots or only 5. And to tell you the truth I\'ve forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you\'ve got to ask yourself a question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk!

I\'ll be back

Its good to be the King

man1:  You look like the piss boy
king:  well you look like a bucket of **** yourself

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and  Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon,      take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff

Ty Webb: You take drugs, Danny?
     Danny Noonan: Every day.
     Ty Webb: Good. Then what\'s your problem?
     Danny Noonan: I don\'t know.

I can\'t believe you don\'t flog the dolphin before a date, it\'s like carrying a loaded weapon .....


..... Oh my god, I\'m going out there with a loaded gun

I hate this place.  This zoo.  This  prison.  This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can\'t stand it   any longer.  It\'s the smell, if there is such a thing.  I feel
saturated by it.  I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I\'ve somehow been infected by it.

oh there\'s more too !!!!!!!!

Another Fight Club* fanatic...

"Nice, big c0ck."

"Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate, so we can buy sh*t we don\'t need..."

-Tyler Durden

*use soap.

I wanna read more favorite movie quotes

Have you seen George Romero\'s day of the dead? Rhodes is HILARIOUS. GET THIS MOVIE... HIS QUOTES ARE AWSOME

here is mine:  "hahaha, burn boy fall down and go boom" Randal to Dante about Jay slipping on some soda-clerks Uncensored

Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
" The horror. The horror. " ( Colonel Kurtz )

sorry, i just did an assignment on this movie and i have a lot of quotes lying around

Loved the movie too, Heart of Darkness is also one of my all time favourite novels.



Some more Army of Darkness quotes;

Ash: First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.

Ash to the Witch: Yo, she-b!tch! Let\'s go!

Ash: Don\'t touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn\'t understand things with alloys and compositions and things with ... molecular structures.

[Living-In-Clip]

1,2 Freddy\'s comin\' for you.
3,4 better lock your door.
5,6 grab your crucfix.
7,8 better stay up late.
9,10 never sleep again.

Nightmare on Elm Street

"I\'m not gonna hurt you... Wendy, you didn\'t let me finish my sentence... I said, I\'m not going to hurt you. I\'m just gonna bash your brains in. Bash them right the f*ck in!"

That is one of my favorites also.

Oh and..

"You talkin\' to me? Are you talkin\' to me?"

Taxi Driver,

"Abash the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is"
T-Bird

"Mother is the name of god on the lips and hearts of all children"
Eric Draven

"Officer Albreicht: You move, and your dead pal.
 Eric Draven: And I say I\'m dead and I move"

All from The Crow

And my all time favourite Quote.

"You know what you look like to me with your good bag and cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed hussling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length to the bone but your not more then one generation from poor white trash, are you agent Starling? And that accent you\'ve tried so desprately to shed, pure west virginia.

 What is your father dear, is he a coal miner? Does he stink of Olene? And oh how quickly the boys find you, all those tedious sticky fumblings in the backseats of cars while you could only dream of getting out, getting anywhere, getting all the way to the F.B.I."
Dr. Hannibal Lecter

and this one

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice ciantii"
Dr. Hannibal Lecter

Yippy-ki-yay mother-fu**a.

Do you swallow?

Just becuase I rock doesn\'t mean I\'m made of stone.

Whats a matter honey, a little extra cheese on the taco?

Hey big guy, you hear the news?  My son Billy got the lead in the high school musical.

Well, I guess he likes the c0ck afterall.

QUOTE- Darth Joyda
-I\'m your father, Luke, \'Darth Vader\'





hey leave it to u to get that right, whenever i talk  to some starwars guy he is always like " luke...... I am your Father"