ddaryl, your Sabres aren\'t going to live past round 2. I will personally see to it that Jagr, Lemieux, Straka, Hrdina, Stevens, Kasparitis, Lang, Morozov, and Kovalev nibble the pubic hairs off your team\'s adolescent balls (which haven\'t dropped, by the way- calm down, I\'m just kidding!!!). The showdown begins on Thursday!!!
What\'s your prediction? I say Penguins wrap it up in 6 games. By the way, Hasek is my fellow countrymen (I was born in Czechoslovakia) and it\'s been a treat to see him progress as he has...he IS the best. I saw him when he was still a no-namer, back in \'85 or so. Yes, I was 5 or so then, but I remember him because we sat RIGHT behind him (behind the goal)- it was the first hockey game I ever saw.
Hell, even if the Pens loose to the Sabres I will be overjoyed. I love the Sabres with a passion- you\'ve got a couple of my countrymen on there besides just Hasek- Satan ("Satan is God," remember that?), etc. I damned near wept at their last couple years\' mishaps- was it 2 years ago they lost in the semi-finals and 1 year ago they lost to the #$@%$@^@ Stars?
By the way, I\'m not gay (just a happy person, high on life). I was just reeeeeeaally happy to see some new Xbox screens. You couldn\'t have picked a wronger person to say that to, believe me. I am one horny heterosexual SOB!!!!