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Offline Animal Mother
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« on: April 25, 2001, 04:27:06 PM »
Hey check this out
"I want my son off of your mailing list
I have already contacted the post office for your pornographic material that is being received in the mail
My next stop is my attorney
I do not want this number called anymore, and I do not want anything delivered to my address
If I receive anything else from this band or this group, my next phone call will be my attorney, and you will be contacted
Thank you, and good bye"

Thats my new sig. I find it very very comical. You all like it?
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\"You know back before the war broke out I was a saucier in San Antone. I bet I could collar up some of them greens, yeah, some crawfish out the paddy, yo\'! Ha! I\'m makin\' some crabapples for dessert now, Ya hear! Hell yeah, ha!

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« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2001, 04:41:40 PM »
Too Long!!!!

otherwise nice :)
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« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2001, 04:42:54 PM »
it\'s 5 lines. Thanfully I was able to preserve the entire thing. Actually lemme say that this is from a person that is a total *****
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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2001, 05:18:51 PM »
Yes I know,but long sigs are distracting.And add to the need to scroll.My fingers are swollen from excessive scrolling :(
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« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2001, 08:09:16 PM »
That is pretty funny - but now that I\'ve readed it, I think I\'m not going to notice it anymore. Too long ( altho\' within the limits ) - still good ( better than mine anyways ) :)
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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2001, 08:14:19 PM »
With the exception of the few people who change their sigs a lot, I can say that I don\'t read sigs over and over.  It\'s a good sig, now that I\'ve read it, I can put a mental barrier around reading it in the future ... done.  :p
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