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If you had to pick one wich would you do?

at a rotten elephant brain
2 (8%)
wim in a pool of piss
16 (64%)
ave your d--- chopped off with a chainsaw
2 (8%)
 would rather shoot myself in the face then any of the above
5 (20%)

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Offline Mac1
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If you had to pick one what would you do?
« on: April 26, 2001, 09:08:51 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2001, 09:19:28 AM »
That\'s disgusting.  Why are you askin\' this??
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« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2001, 09:24:36 AM »
I definetely would swim in a pool of piss - if I don\'t have to scuba dive in it :)

It\'s the easiest choice - shower has been invented you know? It would be disgusting, but eating rotten elephant-brains is something I couldn\'t stand.

Not even a nano-second was used considering the chopping of the D---. Too painful and I\'d regret it later ;)

And I don\'t want to kill myself. There you go.
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« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2001, 09:30:50 AM »
I would have to shoot my self.
But i guess that in that swimming pool it would be ok to have a piss in it.
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« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2001, 10:04:51 AM »
Easy chooise, I go for the piss.
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« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2001, 10:07:42 AM »
Like everyone else said better to just have a bad smell on me than harm my body in anyway

and like joyda said - there is no way i would eat a rotten Elephat brain - if it were fresh of course but i hate rotten food :D
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« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2001, 12:28:55 PM »
If someone gave me those choices in real life I would become The Hulk and eliminate him :D,then I\'d go watch Star Trek. :p
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« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2001, 12:37:07 PM »
its got2 be the piss, you can always wash the smell away, and know one else will know, i would eat the brains if they were not  rotten, brains are a delicousy in some places
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« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2001, 12:42:53 PM »
I picked Swim in a pool of piss, infact most people have already done this with out realising it !

Puplic Baths/ Pools are soooo unhygenic.

p.s.

if you still don\'t get what i am saying well answer this one.

have you ever seen anyone stop there swimming to go to the toilet ?

i rest my case.


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when your at the pool pee in the water that why you know it\'s atleast your own ;).
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« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2001, 12:47:39 PM »
Well people swim in the sea,and we dump all of our feces and other waste into the sea.
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« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2001, 01:13:29 PM »
Yeah, I\'d have to go with the piss.

THE PISS.
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« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2001, 01:34:24 PM »
ooseven- i stop to swimming to take a pi$$ but then i carry on swimming :laughing: lol. But seriously i stop and got to the toilet when i need a pi$$, cos they put a thing in the water, when you pi$$ in it, the water around you goes all green or another colour
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« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2001, 09:53:55 PM »
Well only if the piss pool was just a kiddie pool or one that is only three feet deep. Sorry but I can\'t swin and there ain\'t no way I am drowining in a piss pool. Man that\'s a bad way to go! But since I am a girl what option do give me instead of chopping off....... well you know what I mean!
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« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2001, 11:25:22 PM »
I chose to chop of my non-existent d--- :D Easy :)
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« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2001, 12:16:34 AM »
id chop off my D--- with a chainsaw...it\'d grow back right?
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