Hey Clyde!

Are you an escapee from an Uplift project?  Everytime I see you post, I think about the chimps in David Brin\'s novels like Sundiver, Startide Rising, The Uplift War, and Heaven\'s Reach.  Those are stories about a future in which humans genetically alter Dophins and Chimpanzees to give them increased intelligence and the ability to communicate.  I think Harry Harms was the coolest chimp character, but Fiben Bolger, the hero of The Uplift War was pretty cool too.  If this stuff were true, it would explain alot about your facility with the English language.

well, thank you for noticing my good homosapien

you see, we chimps had already possessed a superior intellect when compared to humans.

we merely decided not to reveal it.  as a kommunist i never bought into the whole chimpanzee "take over the world" plan, as they called it.  although i\'m forced into a cage at night, i still find humans somewhat interesting.

anyone seen when i put down my nanner?

Nanner? CHIMPS? KOMMUNISTS? That makes me hungry....

yea i saw your nanner  

but i got hungry, soooorrry:D

Jeez, I don\'t know why it took me so long to figure out what a nanner is.  I guess I am a stupid human after all.

Originally posted by Coredweller
Jeez, I don\'t know why it took me so long to figure out what a nanner is.  I guess I am a stupid human after all.

Nanner is short for Bannaner Clydes fav food........

i wonder if MM is keeping his Supply up to date.

me?   hell no

hes kommunist, let the bastid fend for himself

I\'m still puzzled, is Clyde  MM? I\'ll never know.  

mm is an ignorant human, like the rest of you

i am a chimpanzee, a member of the primate family.  therefore, im intellectually superior to all other apes, AND homosapiens

repeat, i am NOT a monkey

So... why did you edit my signature Clyde?