heheheh, that first one was pretty good
I think it\'s time for mine to be updated..... I don\'t know which should be next.... maybe
"Don\'t eat the yellow snow"
But I came up with that one a long time ago, at the dome and instead told someone else to use it and it got twisted around and a few people used it.... it ended up not being funny after a while
maybe
"any man who can see through women is sure missing a lot..."
or
"never hit a man with glasses......... use your fist"
so tough to decide