Reasons why ooseven should now bw made a wise member and have 5 stars.

oh here are some rules to life that i think will prove i am a wise member.

Here are 3 lessons that will see you through modern life.

LESSON ONE:
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw
the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all
day?"

The crow answered, "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground
below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on
the rabbit and ate it.

MORAL OF THE STORY: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
very, very high up.


LESSON TWO:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven\'t got the
energy."

"Well, why don\'t you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the
bull."They\'re packed with nutrients."

So the turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave
him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of
the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey
out of
the tree.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Bulls%^& might get you to the top but it won\'t keep
you there.

LESSON THREE:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird
froze and fell to the ground in a large field.

While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As
the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize
how warm it was.  The dung was actually thawing him out.

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A
passing cat heard the
bird singing and come to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of
cowdung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

THE MORALS TO THE STORY ARE::
(1)   Not everyone who dumps s%^& on you is your enemy.
(2)   Not everyone who gets you out of s%^& is your friend.
(3)   And when you\'re in deep s%^&, keep your mouth shut.



IN SUMMARY:

An organization is like a tree full of STUPID HUMANS, all on different limbs
atdifferent levels - some climbing up, some climbing down, some fooling
around and some are doing nothing at all.

The STUPID HUMANS on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.

The STUPID HUMANS on the bottom look up and see nothing but @ssholes.

OOSeven! Never have I seen wisdom and humour so wonderfully fused into a beautiful peice of work, such as the one you have presenteD!!! If this was in fact your very own brainchild, then may I just declare my reserved admiration to a fellow smartass. Regardless, you fully deserve the title of WiseMember, and the 5 stars that come with it.

That is one intelligent, \'tho very funny thread indeed. If truly your own work, then I must to raise my hat [ Except that I don\'t wear a hat, so you\'ll just have to IMAGINE I\'m raising it ].

You truly deserve your 5th star and the status of wise member, as  you truly are one - a wise member, and the official donkey-lover of this site! And did I mention you\'re a smart-@ss?

*sshhhlllluuupp*

Yeah, darned star bug, just pm soulgrind or mm to fix it.

BTW - avatarr how did you manage to get a pic that\'s 110x110 pixels?  I though the limit was 100x100 - or was that changed before my time?

Avatarr used to be a moderator, and he got his pic while he was a moderator, so that\'s probably why his pic is that big.

just read the thread that in the main forum, with the newbie info, it says that whenever you choose to have a pic, your stars and member rang freeze,

btw, I hereby ask all admins and other people who have anything to say about it, too delete that certain rule, because no-one knew about it, or at least don\'t make the rule count for the people that signed up before the rule was made public

Politiepet I agree

Originally posted by politiepet
just read the thread that in the main forum, with the newbie info, it says that whenever you choose to have a pic, your stars and member rang freeze,

btw, I hereby ask all admins and other people who have anything to say about it, too delete that certain rule, because no-one knew about it, or at least don\'t make the rule count for the people that signed up before the rule was made public

Um, it\'s not a \'rule\' - it\'s a technical limitation. When you add the picture the rank freeze. If it means so much to people then they\'ll have to wait until they\'re wise member to get their picture.

Or get those lazy basterds to update the CGI. Anyhooo, yes, my 110x110 pic is the last remnant of my privilaged post of old...

heheh good thread ooseven and wise it is

amazing how **** can change your life

can anyone tell me why i am not a old memeber?

hell yeah..oldies like ooseven need to be rewarded for their stay here. Make him a wise member

Originally posted by Metal_Gear_Ray
can anyone tell me why i am not a old memeber?

Look above for my previous post.

oh the pain the pain !

being a old member for life .

Ah well at least i am the forums greatest SPY Guy.

No offence Soild Snake 88

but no body dose it better that me

[nO-One]

Well I thought I was doomed to be a seniour member for life,but all it took was a PM to an admin. (and some ass kissing)

BTW.NR.2 is so damn true.