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Offline Animal Mother
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« on: May 10, 2001, 01:34:35 PM »
Yes. I, a young 100% american boy, can speak fluent Russian. My grandmother was a Russian immigrant. When I was a child, she taught me to be bilingual for some reason (She babysat me and only spoke Russian) I\'ve never been to Russia, and I don\'t know any Russians, (besides grandmother) so I only use it to mess with people. I can\'t write is russian. Only speak it.
kahk vi pa zhi va yehteh kahk vahs za-VOOT ya ees seh Sheh ah ya ah meh ree ka nehts. bahl\' sho yeh spa-Seeba. toh ktow?
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« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2001, 02:35:45 PM »
Ok, this is totally unrelated, but do you play Day of Defeat? I\'ll swear I saw you on a server today... if it was you that is. :)
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« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2001, 03:23:25 PM »
I ... er.. .. ... erm... congrats?

Any other tongues? I know Spanish, French, and English.. as well as 3 months of Japanese...
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« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2001, 03:30:40 PM »
I know very basic Spanish.

iTengo una fruta en mis pantalones!
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« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2001, 05:43:59 PM »
Fascinating, really...  I speak English.  !00% fluent.
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« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2001, 07:35:15 PM »
I can speak German:

Me haggen biicken diicken
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« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2001, 09:20:12 PM »
I can speak very little French and Lakotan (Souix). I\'d like to learn more Lakotan, but there are no native american book stores around here, and all the language courses on the net cost $$.. which I don\'t have.
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« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2001, 09:27:35 PM »
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Originally posted by M4
I know very basic Spanish.

iTengo una fruta en mis pantalones!


Err.... do you know what you said?  "I have a fruit in my pants".... er...

ame = ... rain?  in japanese.
isu = house?

I can count though :)
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« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2001, 10:11:52 PM »
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Originally posted by M4
I know very basic Spanish.

iTengo una fruta en mis pantalones!

Errr... ummm... great.
 
But don\'t tell that to women :laughing:
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« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2001, 02:28:42 AM »
I know

a little english
even less spanish
a bit more french
some swedish
finnish, of course
a tiny amount of italian

and

some words & simple sentences of japanese.
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« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2001, 02:51:49 AM »
hmm well I know english of course
Some German
A little more Japanese
Some really useless italian, but a fair bit of it
Used to know a TINY bit of Singhalese... for some reason, but forgot that

Devi Aguistare la tua grondaià

Translation: You need to fix your guttering

heheh, I know useless trash like that... an italian exchange student taught me. And that babelfish translator is REALLY out..
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« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2001, 06:43:16 AM »
I can speak fluent english and finnish.
Don\'t know *bleep* about swedish, though it is supposed to be our 2nd native language.
I know some separate words and sentences in german.
I know some separate words and sentences in japanese.
I know some latin, in the form of useful quotes.
I know I\'m dead sexy.
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I know the secret of eternal life.
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« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2001, 07:03:03 AM »
God... Finnish is such a weird language! I took a Finnish class before. It\'s like gibberish! It\'s just a little bit like Russian... Kahk da ha viz a voot!
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« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2001, 09:50:32 AM »
Mitä sä tarkotat, suomihan on mahtava kieli! Todella miellyttävän kuuloinen & kaunis... Ei lainkaan kuin venäjä. Ha ha! Ette tajua mitä kirjotan! Hiihii!! (paitsi pari tyyppiä, ehkä)

See, finnish does not have any Zs or Ds! It\'s nothing like russian.
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« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2001, 10:11:26 AM »
I know a little German........He\'s sitting right over there-->

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