Secret Mission to the Sith island: Please explain this Darth YODA ! ! !

Information taken from a mission behind Darth Yoda lines !

OOSEVEN dose some high-tech super spying on Darth Yodas house.

On a cold dark night a figure emerges from the cold hostile sea…

Clad all in black he pulls a sharp knife and runs along the beach only stopping to no and then when he notices a light…..

As he draws near to his target he prepares for his mission ahead …….
See how he jumps over the perimeter fence, swims past the moat filled with piranhas and the Bones of Fanboys and trolls. As he pulls himself (careful !)  out of the moat only to come (Careful !) face to face with the Dark ones elite Palace Guards, SIX foot high Fluffy Pink Bunnies !

See how we drop kicks them into unconsciousness and runs towards the Outer wall of his palace. Only to see what looks like a small collection of Mod’s and Admins from a variety of different websites painted red and caged animals……..

“Ha the poor devils but no time for heroics, I have work to do” ooseven thinks to himself as he knows he has a very limited time to achieve his objective .

As he runs towards the inner walls of the Palace he can here the muffled words of a very familiar voice…..

“By the Great Moons of Endor “ ooseven shouts as he sees what lies before him ………

Not Man nor beast but a collection men wearing donkey outfits !

Good GOD what is the Tin pot Dictator up to?

ooseven hides and listens in on the enemies missions briefing

he watches in horror as a man dressed all in black walks out in front of the large group, he clears his throat and starts to speak.

“Ladies, Gentlemen, Admins and Moderators  , FELLOW DONKEYS !, to day is a very important day for our loyal order. For today (the man stops to wipe a tear away from his eye) sorry for today is the day we take back what was once ours, today we will show our true allegiance  and grind our enemies into the dirt !……..

Now I know a lot of you have been ridiculed and taunted in the past but these lesser beings, but I assure you to day is the Day of the Donkey !

And as we all know  Every DONKEY HAS ITS DAY…….

(The Crowd laughs )

Ok onto the mission, as we all know I have been supporting the Tribal Dragons Camping secretly, but to day we will take back what is rightfully ours. For today we will march on the PSX2central Capital and take it by force !
(ooseven scans the room only to see that one of the elite ”Donkeys” has Solid Snake 88 as the front half and the one Billy gun as the back half.)

(The Man continues his speech)

For TODAY WE HUNT our evil oppressor and Arch enemy , The Emperor of the ROB !.

(the Crowd Goes wild !)

Ok my Children we will proceed down Bjorn Street wearing our Donkey outfits, we will then join onto the parade to mark me 3000 posts and wait until we can see the EVIL one !

Then we will show our true form and rush the presidential Stand where he will be seated, Daayrl, Samwise you know what to do then………

(The man Dressed in black nod’s at a Large strange looking golden donkey.)

Yes SIR

(returns two muffled voices)

(The Man Dress in Black continues to speak)

Yes that’s right we you tow get close activate the anti Donkey hateing device !

This will convert your suit into a Main Battle tank, you should have no problem holding off the Evil ones Supporters !

Remember it’s up to me to confront him for I DARTH YODA have the power to defeat him ………..

(Oh my Giddy Aunt ! better head back to castle Grey SKULL and tell them about this !)

(Darth Yoda turns to a masked figure dressed in Red)

I have done everything you asked for MR CATS !!!...............................


Ok please explain that then Darth !

sure is a long ass read man!!!

its true its all true i tells ya.............

(strange smoke pours out of ooseven\'s monitor , he fades into unconsciousness)

(he wakes up fealing hot, some how hes not in Scoland anymore but some tropical island)

ooseven "Where am i...............? "

Number 8 " i am Number 8 welcome to the Island, you must be number 7........"

ooseven "Number 7 ?........."

Number 8 " yes on the island we call everyone by a number !"

ooseven " why am i here ?......"

Number 8 " well youmust of discoverd somthing that they didn\'t want anyone to find out , take me for example i found out that light beer is used by the goverment as a mind control drug......."

ooseven "I AM NOT A NUMBER I AM A FREEMAN !"

Number 8 " not just yet your too earily "

ooseven " sorry...............now ?"

Number 8 " yes now..........."

ooseven "I AM NOT A NUMBER I AM A FREEMAN !"

UHOH!!! I found out you can use toilet paper only once!!! I hope I\'m not sent to your stinkin\' little Island.......poof ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

My god... so you FIGURED out my real name then ooseven? Joyda has been my secret name from october, but now it\'s spoiled.

Ok, there is no hiding anymore. I might be a sith lord but I\'m not the master - I\'m not the emperor. Ooseven, I must say that the mods and admins are on MY side. Resistance is futile - I think I must annihilate you now as you know the secret...

But this is what I discovered...

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Darth Joyda, the mysterious figure, jumps over high fence. It\'s the fence wich surrounds Ooseven\'s house - and it sure is a big house. Right when Joyda lands on the ground, dogs start to bark - they\'re the guards of ooseven\'s mansion. Quickly Joyda uses force-push and the dogs fly away and runs to the door of ooseven\'s mansion.

He uses Force to turn invincible, and just goes inside from the front door. quietly stepping he notices ooseven in a great hall, surrounded with donkeys.

Ooseven: I am the king of the donkeys!
Donkeys: AAAHI!
Ooseven: Say \'Aahi\' if I\'m your king!
Donkeys: AAHI!
Ooseven: SAY IT AGAIN!
Donkeys: AAHI!
[ seems like ooseven is getting strange satisfaction from this ]
Ooseven: So who is your king?
Donkeys: AAHI!
Ooseven: that\'s right! ME!!!
Ok, donkeys - RAPING TIME! If you want to get raped, just say \'aahi\'!
Donkeys: AAHI!
Ooseven: Ok. This is going to be one helluva job but I\'m ready, and it is ready...

[ then happens something Joyda can\'t describe. It\'s just plain sencored, and he wouldn\'t write about it even if he would have a permission to do so ]

Ooseven: Ah. now it\'s time to eat some donkey-meat!
Donkeys: a-a-aahi...

[ and so he goes and butchers few donkeys, and sets up a table for him and moneypenny ]

Ooseven: Those two. No good. They were the worst looking of the bunch!

Joyda runs away as this is FAR OVER HIS MIND.

War-propaganda eh?

LOL

And i bet you where up all night typing that one in ,OH Dark ONE

oh by the by
i said the following to Miss MoneyPenny

You\'re the best donkey...PENNY I\'ve ever had! I mean, what?"

and got my face slapped , kind of funny in a strange way......

Now thats some wierd sh*t! But it was worth the read

Yes, ooseven - that was funny... Funny to hear and funny to watch

I loved you, oh spyish one, in the Moonraker, but from then, the quality of your stories have, unfortunately, decreased. I enjoyed your latest stories, but they\'re more action-flicks than pure spying movies. Your first ones were best, ooseven.

ha ha ha

that was friggin hillarious especially the donkey stuff

(theres a knock at metalgears door and 2 his surprise EMPIRIOR ROB  is there with an army of donkeys)

empirior rob :  bahhhhhh bahhh erm i mean (huge donkey noise)

who meantioned donkeys and rape ???? says empirior rob seemingly satsfied licking his lips

metalgear007 trying 2 look inconspicuous with his pants down trying 2 concele empirior robs view of a female donkey lying sprawlled on the bed smokin donkey sh!t

lol

oh well sorry i was feeling bored zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

oh well back 2 winning11-5