It’s a mystery !
Its time to play the greatest show on the we it’s a mystery, where I get a lucky constant to see if he or She can win the grand prise of a copy of an Army Men Game, all you have to is identify the mystery voice of a games character and if you do you get a Prize , now lest see if I have a lucky contestant hanging on my lucky ICQ line……..
Contestant “ Heeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooo……………!”
Ooseven “ hello there who is this ………….”
Contestant “ It’s The One Billy Gun …….”
Ooseven “ The one Buddy Bun ? ………….”
Contestant “ No no no The one Billy Gun , the right hand man of that evil mastermind Darth Yoda and cheeky chappie of WWF who developed and executed such evil plans as to stop the online clan being named the Donkey Rapiers, I am on the PS2 central Writing staff but not as drunk as that Unknown Fellow…….”
Ooseven “ oh that’s nice Bibby so what do you do for a living”
Contestant “Its Billy Actually ooseven, and I have just told you , but what I like to do on my days of is that , I like nothing better to do than to run around the City Streets in India attacking beatniks , Hippies and tourists for a laugh…. !, In fact for the last week I have personal evaded half of the Indian police and army over these incidents and still to be caught, I have even blamed it on some of the other PSx2central members and they don’t even know it yet………..”
Ooseven “ Oh that’s nice , so I take it you’re happily married then…….Darth Yoda…….”
Contestant “it Billy and yes I am, a but unluckily for us we are temporarily staying at Nplayers house while they spray for potato bugs, I wouldn’t mind as much but the awful letch keeps on looking at me when I undress, I tell you I am frightened to bend down and pick up the soap in that house if you know what I mean …..”
Ooseven “right…………..”
Contestant “ yeah I sleep with a bolt across the door and a baseball bat under my pillow I do………..”
Ooseven “ so I take it you know what the prise is (pretends to sound interested) “
Contestant “ Sorry no……….”
Ooseven “ well today’s prise is a Full Army Men Game ……..”
Contestant “ Waoooooohhhhhhh top PRIZE……..!”
Ooseven “ what would you do if you won it ?”
Contestant “ I would probably sell it for cash seeing that the monkey suit I am using to scare the beatniks , Hippies and tourists in India .As the one I have is starting to smell like bit due to the vomit stains from the frightened beatniks , Hippies and tourists……..”
Ooseven “ Ok that’s Nice Billie ……are you ready to play ?”
Contestant “ Yes and its Billy ………….”
Ooseven “ok here we go……, oh by the way I can give you a clue and tell you He is very famous …….”
Contestant “ He she oh sorry HE is Famous He, he, he, he, he……………...”
( ooseven presses a button ……………)
Mystery Voice “ OH stop looking at my @rse !”
Ooseven “ there you go the MALE voice said ”Stop looking at my @rse”……….”
Contestant “ Oh I know this , I have Heard this on an interview……………..I can just see her in my mind, tall , Green Teeth, Boobs poped out at the brits, wore a Union Jack Flag Dress, Smells of Cheese and likes to light her own Farts and has this annoying yappie ugly dog she likes to dress up and it’s called Robbie Williams …….ooseven it is not Geri Hia…… Geri Halliwell …….oh damn it Ginger Spice form the Spice girls ?……………. it sounds just like her……………”
Ooseven “I am afraid n…………..”
Contestant “ Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I have woonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ! “
Ooseven “ I am sorry but I am afraid that’s not the answer, but I can give you another go and another clue , but I am afraidthat the prise of the Army Men game has gone down to a 3DO CONSOLE …………”
( ooseven presses a button ……………)
Mystery Voice “ Well actually I have appeared in more that the one game you know but they have all been in the same series, I am the most distinctive one of my kind and to be honest even though my game have spanned a cross many Year , even though I might look tough some people question me sexuality , but its all part of my Character you know ,Dose my BUM look Big in this ?,…………….”
Ooseven “ Ok so there are a lot of clues their Big Bum , has been in a lot of games, hasn’t really changed that much ………….”
Contestant “ I know this, I know , know this, it was the big bum that game it away ,plus it was the not changing anything that also helped…….is Jennifer Lowpees , Jennifer Lowpaes, Ah I cant pronounce her second name ……..is it Brittany Spears ………?……Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I woooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn”
Ooseven “ I am afraid that’s not the right answer I cant give you it ………..!”
Contestant “A well fair’s fair ………..I would of probably of used the game disk as a table mate for my coffee mug anyway………”
Ooseven “ so I take it that you would like to know who it was anyway ? ……..”
Contestant “ yeah that would be nice ………”
Ooseven “ and you know Contestant the Mystery voice was in fact Solid Snake from the metal gear games ……………”
Contestant “…Wwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooo ? ! ? ! ?! ? ! ?! ?! ?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!?………………
Ok so you have the idea now I am now looking for “real” contestants (sorry Bill mate ) to take part in this game…..
This is how it will work I will give you the first clue to the mystery person , and all you lot have to do is identify them from the clues I give you , ill give one clue per day until some one gets it right……..
Ok so here we go…….
For the First round I can tell you HE is VERY Famous ………..
ROUND ONE
CLUE ONE
Mystery Voice “ Oh watch it …………You Could take someone Eye out with that !
