Hello

Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Author Topic: I haven\'t ben this durnk in moths!~  (Read 1257 times)

Offline FatalXception
  • The Anti-Spam
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 3199
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://
I haven\'t ben this durnk in moths!~
« on: May 18, 2001, 08:14:33 PM »
I must say, that I\'ve not ben this durnk inabout 5 months.    8 beers in 1.5 hours )that\'s 2.5 liters @ 6%)( - so I\'m pretty blizeted.  I don\'t  want to be an idiont (more than I already have) so I\'m going ot go to sleep.  Just one comment bvefore I pass out:

Don\'t every have over friends not drunking when you are dkinging, becaues they can be friggin\' pricks aroudn a drunks, they sit there yaapin\' about the probelm syour are showing.  Screw them.  Gnigh.t.
FatalXception

Murphy\'s Law - What can go wrong, will.
Poker Law      - Magnum .44 beats four aces.
Cole\'s Law      - Thinly sliced cabbage.

Jumpman
  • Guest
I haven\'t ben this durnk in moths!~
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2001, 09:40:13 PM »
Posting while drunk...gotta try that sometime! :D

Offline Jar O Pickles
  • King Spaminator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1886
  • Karma: +10/-0
I haven\'t ben this durnk in moths!~
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2001, 10:28:23 PM »
dude you are such a poser posting while drunk who started that? give u 2 guesses
\"If Christopher Reeve were alive today, I\'m sure he\'d be the first to say, \'Blue M&Ms? Are you fucking kidding me?\'\"
[PPS:] I\'m doing science and I\'m still alive.
[PPPS:] I feel fantastic and I\'m still alive.
[FINAL THOUGHT:] While you\'re dying I\'ll be still alive.
[FINAL THOUGHT PS:] And when you\'re dead I will be still alive.

Offline Jar O Pickles
  • King Spaminator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1886
  • Karma: +10/-0
I haven\'t ben this durnk in moths!~
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2001, 10:43:11 PM »
how exactly do u durnk a moth anyway
\"If Christopher Reeve were alive today, I\'m sure he\'d be the first to say, \'Blue M&Ms? Are you fucking kidding me?\'\"
[PPS:] I\'m doing science and I\'m still alive.
[PPPS:] I feel fantastic and I\'m still alive.
[FINAL THOUGHT:] While you\'re dying I\'ll be still alive.
[FINAL THOUGHT PS:] And when you\'re dead I will be still alive.

Offline Darth Joyda
  • Replicant Dreamer
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4534
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://
I haven\'t ben this durnk in moths!~
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2001, 02:01:09 AM »
How do we know if you\'re not acting? ;)

Just kidding.

Well, you\'re going to have an awful tomorrow :)
[FONT=\"Impact\"][SIZE=\"4\"][COLOR=\"SlateGray\"]\"If only you could see what I have seen with your eyes\"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

Offline videoholic

  • Silly little freak
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 18034
  • Karma: +10/-0
I haven\'t ben this durnk in moths!~
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2001, 03:26:31 AM »
Is this going to be the new thing around here now?  Go drink a couple beers and get on the forums?

8 beers in an hour and a half?  Reminds me of every day in college.  Well, it would remind me if I didn\'t kill so many brain cells doing it.
I wear a necklace now because I like to know when I\'m upside down.
 kopking: \"i really think that i how that guy os on he weekend\"
TheOmen speaking of women: \"they\'re good at what they do, for what they are.\"
Swifdi:

Offline SonyFan
  • EGA Warrior - Mod
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 2775
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://
I haven\'t ben this durnk in moths!~
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2001, 04:18:21 AM »
F*ck beer, (lord knows I\'m gonna catch hell for that) I say get some Sublimes. They\'re a hard Raspberry lemonade with about 5.5% alcohol content.. which is every bit as strong as beer. My god their good, and their Lou Dog approved! I could drink about 10 of them in 30 minuites.
Please Bleed.. so I know that you are real.
Please Bleed.. so I know that you can feel the damage that you\'ve done.
What have I become? To myself I am numb. ~ Ben Harper
Plane Crash <-- moe. (Listen to while staring at Heat\'s Avvy.)
PSO Ep I & II~ Tesla: LvL 101 HUmar |Sinue: LvL 32 RAcaseal |Mana: LvL 52 FOnewearl |Malice: LvL 42 RAmarl

Offline Ignorant
  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 91
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://
I haven\'t ben this durnk in moths!~
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2001, 07:02:34 AM »
Alcohol??
are you insane??
do you realize every time you get drunk like that, you are a little bit more STUPID??

don\'t be a fool!

eat weed! (don\'t smoke it...worse than regular cig\'s for your respiratory system)

eat weed (just enough to get you high).
it\'s a much, MUCH more healthier alternative.
I am a Taoist,
I am a lazy-ass bum,
I am a cheap Bastard,
I am...Proud.

Offline kopking
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 7967
  • Karma: +10/-0
I haven\'t ben this durnk in moths!~
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2001, 08:21:20 AM »
man thats not enough... i order you to drink more alcohol. its actual good for you. i love alcohol, its my favourite drink :facelick: just talking about it makes me thirsty,must go drink some right now
The drunken, Liverpool supporting, bad spelling, Simpson loving, known as the drunkest of the spaminators, from England
without
alcohol, life would suck! pray for Mojo
beer,solving all your problems & helping ugly people have $ex since 1862.

Offline FatalXception
  • The Anti-Spam
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 3199
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://
I haven\'t ben this durnk in moths!~
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2001, 09:25:42 AM »
*groan*  only 12 hours of sleep.  Oh well, it was enough.  I must remember to put a long and complicated password on my system so that I can\'t post when I\'ve been drinking.  ;)
FatalXception

Murphy\'s Law - What can go wrong, will.
Poker Law      - Magnum .44 beats four aces.
Cole\'s Law      - Thinly sliced cabbage.

Offline nO-One

  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 5772
  • Karma: +10/-0
I haven\'t ben this durnk in moths!~
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2001, 10:24:59 AM »
I haven\'t been drunk in almost 18 years :eek:
I recently discovered that my ass is the key to the universe.....now I must fight to protect my ass from those who might abuse it!!!

Offline Darth Joyda
  • Replicant Dreamer
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4534
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://
I haven\'t ben this durnk in moths!~
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2001, 02:02:41 AM »
Way to go No-one :) Wonder if you\'re speaking the truth... ;)

*zZzZz* SheeEEessh... only 4 hours of sleep. I\'m not going to make it to monday and I\'m definetely NOT going to make trough monday...
[FONT=\"Impact\"][SIZE=\"4\"][COLOR=\"SlateGray\"]\"If only you could see what I have seen with your eyes\"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

Offline METALGEAR007
  • Member

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 616
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://
I haven\'t ben this durnk in moths!~
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2001, 09:24:09 AM »
8 beers thats nothin up here in aberdeen, scotland

average night out -

6-7 pints to get friendly
then a few ****tails
then 2 some night clubs where smirnoff ices are on the roulnds (% apprx)

then a few more pints, etc at a big night club called amadaus

lol but not bad goin lol
whats a blonde and the bermuda triangle got in common ? - they both swallow loads of seamen! ha ha ha

Offline Living-In-Clip

  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 15131
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://
I haven\'t ben this durnk in moths!~
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2001, 09:35:30 AM »
Beer sucks. Drink VODKA or Jagermiester straight up, fast as possible. If you must, chase it with beer.

Anyways, I have only been truly drunk once and it rather sucked, so I have no intenions of doing it again..

Offline Rick
  • Van the Man
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1769
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://
I haven\'t ben this durnk in moths!~
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2001, 11:20:33 AM »
BEER SUCKS!!??

Whats wrong with you man?
Dunno how many times i\'ve been drunk, but havnt thrown up in a while. Which is nice....
Get a new rule book

 

SMF spam blocked by CleanTalk