>2 Cats = Whack Job

[SirMystiq]

My grandpa once fell of the tractor and broke his collar bone. He was out in the field, his dog, Max, a German Sheperd, ran all the way back to the house. He was barking and pulling my grandma\'s dress. We tought he was trying to attack her and we put him out back. He kept barking and barking. Until we let him out and my aunt took him for a walk. He pulled her right onto the field. Yup, even if most dogs don\'t learn to dial 911 when they\'re owner is in danger, most of them show some kind of care or sorrow.

[Titan]

Originally posted by Bozco
Dogs begging for food is probably the single most annoying thing ever.  Thus, Dogs are worthless.

When my cat is hungry, he just follows me around and stuff. I\'ve almost tripped on him because of this. He then tries to sit on me and stuff and annoys the hell out of him until i feed him. I\'d rather have a dog say he\'s hungry than my damn cat.

[GmanJoe]

Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
You really seem to be under the impression that a very high percentage of dogs is going to jump into a pool and save you if you happened to be drowning.

Maybe a tiny chihuahua might be too small but believe me, most dogs will go bonkers trying to save their master. They\'ll either bark for help or just jump in. Believe me, dogs are naturally social animals. They take to a human family as if they were a wolf pack. They will protect them the best way they can.

[SirMystiq]

My doggie looks like a wolf

"is that wolf?" a bunch of people ask

yup.

I dont know about all you people but do you so wholeheartedly believe that dogs are so great that you end up swinging on the dogs nuts? Worshiped by dogs, heh. You tend to stereotype cat lovers. More dog lovers go out and buy them little clothes so they can just look more rediculous. Outdoor cats are much more energettic than most think and even house cats when they are younger. Not only that but they dont bark the hell out of any moving object. The smell worse and take lager shits.

Im not saying that i dont really like dogs but in this discussion, since we always tend to act like little children, then you can have your gay ass mutts.... buttface :rolleyes:

I forgot to mention that i read that cats may in fact be smarter than dogs but since i no longer have the paper etc. I dont really count it as valid due not only to that fact but the fact that you all probably dont care anyway.

[GmanJoe]

I\'m not stereotyping cat owners. They just all worship their cats like gods. (that was sarcasm)

My dog makes my bed warm. He\'ll sleep on it all day, then when I\'m about to go to bed, I kick him off, and I have a nice warm bed.

Dogs rule.

Originally posted by SwifDi
My dog makes my bed warm. He\'ll sleep on it all day, then when I\'m about to go to bed, I kick him off, and I have a nice warm bed.

Dogs rule.

Poor dog. Dog Owners = Ghey j/k

Whatever... He\'s got it set... I get so jealous when I\'m wakin up at 530 a.m. to go to school and he\'s all outstretched on this couch in my room. And I feed him, bath him, pick up his crap from the backyard... He\'s livin the high life.

[GmanJoe]