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>2 Cats = Whack Job
« on: September 08, 2003, 06:50:10 AM »
Are there any normal people out there with more than 2 cats?  They always seem loopy to me.

Here\'s one case in point that happened right here in sunny Tampa:
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Police Find Child Reported Missing At Home Asleep In Trash

TAMPA, Fla. -- An 8-year-old boy reported missing by his mother had been sleeping in a pile of trash in their home, police said. The woman was charged with child neglect.
 
Tanya Marie Joseph, 24, was being held Sunday at the Hillsborough County jail on $4,000 bond. The jail did not have an attorney listed for her.


Joseph reported her oldest son, Jaleel, missing on Saturday at about 3:30 a.m., police said. At 9 a.m., he emerged, well-rested, from his mother\'s bedroom.


The boy showed police where he had been asleep, walking over stacks of trash to a corner of the bedroom where he had curled up under a pile of clothing and other debris.

"It\'s amazing the interior of this house was so cluttered and dirty that we couldn\'t find him in it," Tampa police spokesman Joe Durkin said.

The four-bedroom, 1,300-square-foot concrete block home had urine-stained floors and was covered with mounds of garbage, clothing, debris and cat feces, police said.

The boy and his 6-year-old brother were taken into custody by the Department of Children & Families.

Animal Services removed 27 cats, a rabbit and two dogs from the home.
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« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2003, 06:55:46 AM »
Dogs > all house cats

Hell, I\'d say even ONE dog > all house cats

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« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2003, 06:58:22 AM »
Speaking of cats

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« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2003, 07:03:20 AM »
How about more than 17 cats makes someone crazy?

Cats are nice.  Not better than dogs, not worse.. just, different.  :)

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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2003, 08:07:54 AM »
The weird part is she probably thought she only had 9 cats.  But come on, it\'s the RABBIT that really indicates her craziness.  What sane person has a rabbit in their house?  They are vermin, plain and simple.
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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2003, 08:47:58 AM »
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Dogs > all house cats

Hell, I\'d say even ONE dog > all house cats

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psh. Cat > Dogs Anyday.

Rabbits are nice. I would say that they arent really vermin. They are fun. Never had one but i have friends who do.
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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2003, 08:59:09 AM »
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psh. Cat > Dogs Anyday.

Rabbits are nice. I would say that they arent really vermin. They are fun. Never had one but i have friends who do.


When cats can rescue and guide humans, let me know. Til then, cats = a critter that tolerates humans and sleep 18 hours a day

Cat owners = worship cats like gods

Dog owners = worshipped by dogs
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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2003, 09:27:19 AM »
If cats were all hairless and had pointy scales they would be shown as the vile, coniving animals they really are.

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« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2003, 09:52:18 AM »
Lord Nicon as a child and why he now prefers cats :

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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2003, 09:58:33 AM »
FOr every F\'d up crazy person story where the house is trashy, dead bodies found, etc. etc. and they own multiple dogs, I could find you 50 stories of F\'d up people with Many many cats.

Weird ole ladies always own cats.
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« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2003, 10:24:37 AM »
Yeah, didn\'t you know?  Dogs clean up the house for you and stuff.  This could never happen to a dog owner.  :)
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« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2003, 11:30:31 AM »
nice???? you should find some pictures.. it weird howsomeone could let there hom get in such a mess, esp if they have a child
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« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2003, 01:28:42 PM »
Cat people are definately psychotic... And they\'re houses smell rank.

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« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2003, 01:32:58 PM »
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Yeah, didn\'t you know?  Dogs clean up the house for you and stuff.  This could never happen to a dog owner.  :)


I\'m not saying that, I\'m just saying that there aren\'t any normal cat owners who have more than a couple cats.

You have a bunch of dogs and you could still be normal.  You could use them to get from one place to another in the snow.  You could use them to go fetch the birds you just shot, etc.

Cats are useless creatures.  Except to look at.  Hence, no reason to have more than 2.
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« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2003, 01:37:04 PM »
I have a cat and I\'m normal :) I can never see myself owning more than one though. Weird and mysterious creatures.
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