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Offline THX
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I didn\'t know Isaac Hayes was a Scientologist!
« Reply #60 on: March 19, 2006, 04:42:45 PM »
No one posted this yet:

http://www.variety.com/VR1117939918.html

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The battle between "South Park""South Park" creators Trey ParkerTrey Parker and Matt StoneMatt Stone and Scientology is escalating.

The dust-up gained steam last week when Isaac Hayes, a practicing Scientologist who has long been the voice of the character Chef, quit after objecting to a "South Park" episode called "Trapped in the Closet," which lampooned both the religion and Tom CruiseTom Cruise.

The skirmish continued this week, when Comedy CentralComedy Central abruptly pulled a repeat of that episode that was scheduled to air Wednesday evening. Showing instead was another memorable segseg which featured Hayes\'s character, called "Chef\'s Chocolate Salty Balls."

Blog reports pegged the mysterious episode switch to objections raised by Cruise, who, the reports stated, threatened to not promote "Mission: Impossible 3," the summer tentpole for ViacomViacom-owned Paramount.

A spokesman for Cruise denied that Cruise had ever made such a threat. "He never said any such thing about \'Mission: Impossible 3," the spokesman said.

While the "South Park" creators didn\'t directly comment on Comedy Central\'s decision to pull the episode, they issued an unusual statement to Daily Variety indicating the battle is not over.

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

The duo signed the statement "Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu."

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« Reply #61 on: March 19, 2006, 05:15:38 PM »
servants of the dark lord Xenu,hahaha.

Those guys are awesome.
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« Reply #62 on: March 19, 2006, 09:00:12 PM »
So that\'s the second episode pulled indefinitely. The Scientology episode was the greatest episode in a while. Its a shame its gone now. I wonder if they\'ll put it on the DVD when they release it.
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« Reply #63 on: March 20, 2006, 10:14:51 AM »
Though he is a scientologist, rumor has it Isaac Hayes didn\'t quit the show over it.
 
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« Reply #64 on: March 20, 2006, 10:55:23 AM »
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I didn\'t know Isaac Hayes was a Scientologist!
« Reply #65 on: March 20, 2006, 01:16:41 PM »
^^^^^wtf?..xena,..zunu...voodoo whatever the f**k that person name is ,looks like that cat who was the main villian in flash gordon...
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« Reply #66 on: March 25, 2006, 08:27:27 AM »
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Though he is a scientologist, rumor has it Isaac Hayes didn\'t quit the show over it.
 
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Yeah I heard on the radio he was sick from a stroke and recovering. They said dude did not quit the show. Someone stepped in and quit for him. I wonder what will happen when he gets better?
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« Reply #67 on: March 25, 2006, 10:07:54 AM »
SP did you watch the new southpark?

I only skipped through it.  Need to watch it still, but it\'s pretty funny.  They just took snippets from past shows and used audio to make him say what they want.  Freaking hillarious.
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« Reply #68 on: March 25, 2006, 10:49:03 AM »
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« Reply #69 on: March 25, 2006, 11:32:30 AM »
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SP did you watch the new southpark?

I only skipped through it.  Need to watch it still, but it\'s pretty funny.  They just took snippets from past shows and used audio to make him say what they want.  Freaking hillarious.


Didn\'t they have him say some new stuff also?
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« Reply #70 on: March 25, 2006, 01:36:56 PM »
Hah they went with this "rumor" and really kicked Chef\'s ass.

Said the faggy group scrambled his brains.

And my god did they ever kill off the character at the end hah.

That cracked me up.

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