Tear it apart

It\'s not about bullshit, but presentation:

"Worked as a line chef" (not you, just in general for this example)
is the same as
"Prepared, cooked, and presented meals in the food service industry" (or some such).

Without getting overly wordy you can make regular things sound much more important.

[Evi]

Without getting overly wordy you can make regular things sound much more important.

Like instead of saying you mowed lawns over the summer, you could say you were an apprentice lawn architect.

[Paul2]

Like instead of saying you mowed lawns over the summer, you could say you were an apprentice lawn architect.

You funny Evi.   Now, that is a humor that I rarely see from you.  lol.

Except for the hotography thing, the site looks a lot better in I.E.
 
On your fourth drawing, I think you mispelled exercise.
 
And my advice on your resume, I might list your program knowledge first, then education, then activities, then work exp. That\'d be the order of impressiveness, far as I\'m concerned, and maybe beef up school or activities with art related stuff like vid said.

[CHIZZY]

"waste management executive".....

[Cerberus]

I know someone who sweeps up the shit people leave behind at the local bus station, he insists he\'s a "hygiene control executive".

Last time I saw him, I said it doesn\'t matter what they call you, you still sweep shit up after people with a brush.

[Evi]

On your fourth drawing, I think you mispelled exercise.

Yes, he did. And you misspelled misspell. (Ok, I\'ll stop)

[Titan]

You funny Evi.   Now, that is a humor that I rarely see from you.  lol.

Humor and Evi just don\'t go together. Kinda like vagina and samwise

[Evi]

I\'ve never tried being funny in here. This has only been a recent thing. A change of pace, I guess.