Hello

Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

« previous next »
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4

Author Topic: Do they make jokes that don\'t offend?  (Read 1469 times)

Offline videoholic

  • Silly little freak
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 18034
  • Karma: +10/-0
Do they make jokes that don\'t offend?
« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2001, 05:31:12 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by THX
Q: What kind of food do you eat on a first date?
A: relationchips

Offensive to Ruffles.

Quote

Q: How do you know if you\'re gonna be a math teacher when you grow up?
A: At age 12 you start growing cubic hairs.
[/B]

Offensive to Math Geeks.

Quote

Q: What happened to Clark Kent when he changed in the bathroom?
A: He became pooperman
[/B]

Offensive to Sanitation workers.

Quote

Q: What do ghosts put on their mashed potatoes?
A: Gravey
[/B]

Offensive to nt only dead people, but the entire potato industry.

Quote

Q:What do you eat while watching Showgirls?
A: Popporn
[/B]

Offensive to all people who enjoy movies.  God that movie SUCKED!!

Quote
And yes I made these up myself thank you. [/B]
Logged
I wear a necklace now because I like to know when I\'m upside down.
 kopking: \"i really think that i how that guy os on he weekend\"
TheOmen speaking of women: \"they\'re good at what they do, for what they are.\"
Swifdi:
Offline Bossieman
  • Science nerd
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1514
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://
Do they make jokes that don\'t offend?
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2001, 08:32:25 AM »
What is the difference on a duck?

One leg is green, the other leg is also blue.
Logged
Offline Bozco
  • Tenchu Fanboy
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 7043
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://
Do they make jokes that don\'t offend?
« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2001, 08:38:45 AM »
You guys wanna hear a dirty Joke??????????






-A guy fell in some mud:laughing:
Logged

Offline videoholic

  • Silly little freak
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 18034
  • Karma: +10/-0
Do they make jokes that don\'t offend?
« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2001, 09:16:02 AM »
What\'s the difference between a golf ball and a \'G\' spot?



Guys will look twenty minutes for a golf ball.
Logged
I wear a necklace now because I like to know when I\'m upside down.
 kopking: \"i really think that i how that guy os on he weekend\"
TheOmen speaking of women: \"they\'re good at what they do, for what they are.\"
Swifdi:
Offline Falcon4
  • Old Member

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1798
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://
Do they make jokes that don\'t offend?
« Reply #19 on: September 20, 2001, 11:51:50 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Videoholic
What\'s the difference between a golf ball and a \'G\' spot?



Guys will look twenty minutes for a golf ball.



heeh yep...


but you never told me if my joke offends somthing.....

but i bet thats one that dosent offend.

i like to look for golf ballz.....
Logged
IM BACK. you have a problem with that? get in the back.
Offline pstwo
  • Live Tag SniperSD808
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 2907
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://www.xbox360gen.com
Do they make jokes that don\'t offend?
« Reply #20 on: September 20, 2001, 12:17:13 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Videoholic
What\'s the difference between a golf ball and a \'G\' spot?.


Videoholic, where the hell is the "G" spot. I\'ve been with my girlfriend over 11 years and still can\'t find it!!
Logged
G.R.A.W 2
My MP7A1

Offline Living-In-Clip

  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 15131
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://
Do they make jokes that don\'t offend?
« Reply #21 on: September 20, 2001, 12:43:58 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by pstwo


Videoholic, where the hell is the "G" spot. I\'ve been with my girlfriend over 11 years and still can\'t find it!!


Right next to your credit card and wallet....
Logged

Offline videoholic

  • Silly little freak
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 18034
  • Karma: +10/-0
Do they make jokes that don\'t offend?
« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2001, 12:47:15 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Falcon4
Why did the chicken cross the road?


to get to the other side... duh :D

i doubt thats degrading


This joke offends all who read it because it sucks so bad.


hehehe:laughing:
Logged
I wear a necklace now because I like to know when I\'m upside down.
 kopking: \"i really think that i how that guy os on he weekend\"
TheOmen speaking of women: \"they\'re good at what they do, for what they are.\"
Swifdi:
Offline Falcon4
  • Old Member

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1798
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://
Do they make jokes that don\'t offend?
« Reply #23 on: September 20, 2001, 03:24:19 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Videoholic


This joke offends all who read it because it sucks so bad.


hehehe:laughing:


nice one
 i guess it works, nobody laughes at that one anymore, exept the occasional foreigner who dosent know waht it means to he laughs anyways and makes a fool outta himself...
Logged
IM BACK. you have a problem with that? get in the back.

Offline videoholic

  • Silly little freak
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 18034
  • Karma: +10/-0
Do they make jokes that don\'t offend?
« Reply #24 on: September 20, 2001, 06:07:38 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Falcon4


nice one
 i guess it works, nobody laughes at that one anymore, exept the occasional foreigner who dosent know waht it means to he laughs anyways and makes a fool outta himself...


OK, now you have offended the foreigners.
Logged
I wear a necklace now because I like to know when I\'m upside down.
 kopking: \"i really think that i how that guy os on he weekend\"
TheOmen speaking of women: \"they\'re good at what they do, for what they are.\"
Swifdi:
Offline Toxical
  • Evil Devil Master

  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 2061
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://
Do they make jokes that don\'t offend?
« Reply #25 on: September 20, 2001, 06:45:51 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Living-In-Clip


Right next to your credit card and wallet....


So true. :crying:
Logged
Offline Sublimesjg
  • La Rata Loco

  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 5776
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://
Do they make jokes that don\'t offend?
« Reply #26 on: September 20, 2001, 07:36:58 PM »
actually its different for all girls

i found my gfs in about 2 minutes and we have been going out two monthes now :)
Logged
This Sig is a Work in Progress.
The Spaminators
Offline M4
  • Cosmic Hippo
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1264
  • Karma: +10/-0
Do they make jokes that don\'t offend?
« Reply #27 on: September 21, 2001, 02:05:04 AM »
What\'s the most offensive joke you\'ve ever heard? Considering the question in point (the one I just asked), anyone who calls a joke offensive to them here is stating THE BLATANTLY-****ING-OBVIOUS.

Now then, I\'ll post the most offensive joke I\'ve heard, and if anyone says it offends them I\'ll just point out that THAT\'S THE POINT.

Without further ado (be offended, be very offended):

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen?

6 million and 4: 2 in the front, 2 in the back, 6 million in the ashtray.
Logged
the earthquake hits the theater
but the operetta lingers
then the piano lid comes down
and breaks his ****ing fingers

Offline videoholic

  • Silly little freak
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 18034
  • Karma: +10/-0
Do they make jokes that don\'t offend?
« Reply #28 on: September 21, 2001, 02:22:04 AM »
Don\'t stand next to M4 anyone.  I think the doorway to the pits of hell have just opened and I would hate for any one else to fall in.


:laughing:
Logged
I wear a necklace now because I like to know when I\'m upside down.
 kopking: \"i really think that i how that guy os on he weekend\"
TheOmen speaking of women: \"they\'re good at what they do, for what they are.\"
Swifdi:
Offline Toxical
  • Evil Devil Master

  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 2061
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://
Do they make jokes that don\'t offend?
« Reply #29 on: September 21, 2001, 04:41:01 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by M4
What\'s the most offensive joke you\'ve ever heard? Considering the question in point (the one I just asked), anyone who calls a joke offensive to them here is stating THE BLATANTLY-****ING-OBVIOUS.

Now then, I\'ll post the most offensive joke I\'ve heard, and if anyone says it offends them I\'ll just point out that THAT\'S THE POINT.

Without further ado (be offended, be very offended):

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen?

6 million and 4: 2 in the front, 2 in the back, 6 million in the ashtray.


That joke is offensive, and btw, you better watch out for phone taps, lol, the CIA might start listening to your conversations LOL they might think you are some radical. haha  Doh! ;) :nut:
Logged
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4
« previous next »
 

SMF spam blocked by CleanTalk