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Offline videoholic

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Do they make jokes that don\'t offend?
« on: September 19, 2001, 02:28:04 PM »
It seems that any joke is offensive to someone.  Kind of hard to find a joke that isn\'t degrading to jews or women or pollocks, whatever.  Can you think of a joke that doesn\'t offend anyone?

I\'m going to take a stab at it.




What\'s the difference between having sex and taking a dump?


You don\'t have to cuddle the turd for twenty minutes when you\'re done.






Crap, that is offensive to turds.
OK, now you try.
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« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2001, 02:54:18 PM »
Q: What kind of food do you eat on a first date?
A: relationchips

Q: How do you know if you\'re gonna be a math teacher when you grow up?
A: At age 12 you start growing cubic hairs.

Q: What happened to Clark Kent when he changed in the bathroom?
A: He became pooperman

Q: What do ghosts put on their mashed potatoes?
A: Gravey

Q:What do you eat while watching Showgirls?
A: Popporn

And yes I made these up myself thank you.
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« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2001, 03:02:10 PM »
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Originally posted by THX
Q: What kind of food do you eat on a first date?
A: relationchips

Q: How do you know if you\'re gonna be a math teacher when you grow up?
A: At age 12 you start growing cubic hairs.

Q: What happened to Clark Kent when he changed in the bathroom?
A: He became pooperman

Q: What do ghosts put on their mashed potatoes?
A: Gravey

Q:What do you eat while watching Showgirls?
A: Popporn

And yes I made these up myself thank you.



Those have got to be the funnies jokes ever:laughing: :laughing:

















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Do they make jokes that don\'t offend?
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2001, 03:50:05 PM »
Here\'s one.....What\'s your most musical body part?

Your nose.  You can pick it and blow it.:laughing:
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« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2001, 03:51:02 PM »
Why did the chicken cross the road?





































to get to the other side... duh :D

i doubt thats degrading
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« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2001, 04:03:35 PM »
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Why did the chicken cross the road?


to get to the other side... duh :D

i doubt thats degrading
LOL! I get it!:D
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Here\'s one.....What\'s your most musical body part?

Your nose. You can pick it and blow it.
I don\'t get it....:confused:


:laughing: Aren\'t I fuuuuunny?

I suck at jokes....:cool:
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« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2001, 04:04:14 PM »
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Originally posted by Falcon4
Why did the chicken cross the road?


to get to the other side... duh :D

i doubt thats degrading



Oh... My... God...

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« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2001, 04:25:56 PM »
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can\'t wipe your friends on the couch.
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« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2001, 04:35:42 PM »
I don\'t know any jokes that don\'t contain the words "There was a man from Nantucket..."
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« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2001, 06:53:26 PM »
Polock jokes are non-offencive. That\'s because polocks are too stoopid to understand them. :p
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« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2001, 08:28:33 PM »
Q: What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?



















A: A Pokemon!
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« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2001, 10:31:38 PM »
DOCWIZ.
































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« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2001, 03:14:56 AM »
Sexy jokes usually don\'t offend anyone, that\'s why they\'re my favorite. (well actually it\'s because they are the funniest)
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« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2001, 03:54:27 AM »
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DOCWIZ.



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God that\'s bringing tears to my eyes! :laughing: :laughing:
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« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2001, 04:28:35 AM »
Why did Sally fall off the swing?





She had no arms.


But thats offensive to people with no arms
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