First...who writes this stuff?!!!
LOL when I looked through the "Welcome To Liberty City" manual some more while sitting in the *library* at my home... Near the back of the manual are some advertisements. Most are funny, but one in particular:
Make That B1tch SHUT UP with tasty bonemeal, chicken carcasses, the scrapings off the abatoir floor and lots of other nutritions goodies. NO WONDER SHE\'S SO HAPPY!...[brought to you by] B1TCH \'N\' DOG FOOD
Second...why can\'t I swim?!!!
Okay, so maybe bad-a$$ gangsta types never had mommies that taught them how to swim...but geez, seems I ought to be able to thrash around or something. Its like I\'m made outta lead when I hit water... Just count me out as soon as the car hits the water...