Talk But Rhyme!

I think this thread is cool, and I ain\'t no tool.
Ya\'ll are just fools, who can\'t get in the pool.
I can\'t believe all ya\'ll tried to freestyle,
even though ya know ya wanna to live my lifestyle.
I know ya\'ll wanna be thugged out freaks
but ya just end up being fu***d up geeks.
Please don\'t fret,
I didn\'t say no threat.
Some of you are alright,
but, damn, most of you can\'t do it right!
I heard the prez choked on a pretzel,
\'cause he saw a co*k that was double XL.
But, hey, it ain\'t no problem,
\'cause we all know he loves \'em.
Anyway, I can\'t stop dissin\'.
Is there something I\'m missin\'?
Maybe I just need some kissin\'!
From now on, I\'ll try to do right,
but, I\'ll be back, alright?

I once had a girlfriend named "honey"
she was fun to spoil with my money
but overnight she turned into a {censored}
she went with some other guy, who is a f*g
well since i got my t-bird i gotta go drag
:pissed:

Anyone here listen to Fabolous?
\'Cause he is so fabulous!

Seriously though, I need a lot of dough!
Please answer my Q! ... or else I\'ma say F U!

Wow, that was whack! I deserve a smack!

There once was a man from Nantucket
who\'s **ck was so long he could **ck it
as he said with a grin
while wiping his chin
If my ear was a **nt I would **ck it


completley unoriginal

Originally posted by ddaryl
There once was a man from Nantucket
who\'s **ck was so long he could **ck it
as he said with a grin
while wiping his chin
If my ear was a **nt I would **ck it


completley unoriginal

LOL That is very Funny!
But man, I am badly in need of some punani!

Damn to those who didn\'t rhyme
In this thread thats considered a crime
But I\'m not gonna sit here and whine
For today I feel mighty fine
Although my favorite 49\'s
Are at home buying bags of dimes
However next year they will be back
So you doubters can lick my crack
And when your done there
You can eat my underwear
Cuz\' you\'all are really quite whack.

Vapor Snakes mom got payed to get layed
I\'m gonna name our kid wade
Were gonna live in the everglades
We\'ll be forever happy
Without that crappy
Kid named Vapor snake


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, rude but funny, I only used you, vapor snake, because you\'re the one that posted before me

Hey Bozco that was dumb
Whats that white stuff on your lip?
Looks like ***.
By the way your mom\'s boobies are fake,
and your a moron,
cuz\' in your last post,
nothing rhymed with Vapor Snake.

through the night,
I take my fight,
Into the light,
the sun so bright,
I win the fight,
and sooth my plight,

This thread needs more rhyming.
We don\'t need more whining.
I know it ain\'t wrong to be freestylin\',
\'cause all us ballers will be ruff ridin\'.
It\'s not like it\'s a crime,
it didn\'t cost more than a dime.
Later on I\'ll be drinking lemon lime,
and I\'ll be talking to my girl in my current line.
My girl and I will be freakin\' tonight,
just like the very last night.
I know all ya\'ll will do the same,
\'cause to us playaz,
it ain\'t nuthin\' but a game.

Hey SoulReaver got a newsflash
Put on some lotion
Clear up that ash
Now it is clear to see
That your are not black
And are as white as me.

Originally posted by Vapor Snake
Hey Bozco that was dumb
Whats that white stuff on your lip?
Looks like ***.
By the way your mom\'s boobies are fake,
and your a moron,
cuz\' in your last post,
nothing rhymed with Vapor Snake.

That is some tight shi*,
I really hope you don\'t get hit.
Man, don\'t be like that,
just be yourself and don\'t act like a rat.
You know he was just playin\' with you
and really ain\'t f***ing with you.
So, let\'s all play fair,
while I braid my hair!


:fro:

Originally posted by Vapor Snake
Hey SoulReaver got a newsflash
Put on some lotion
Clear up that ash
Now it is clear to see
That your are not black
And are as white as me.

Actually, I am half asian, half black.
Get your facts straight jack.
So, please don\'t try to dis me
\'cause your probably g*y,
and want to kiss me.
Ya gotta stop praisin\' yourself,
because you probably be poppin\' yourself.

No hard feelings kid,
but you really need to shut your lid.
I hope you learned sumthin\' from this,
because you really can\'t dis.

Man, Soulreaver that was cool
Now I really look like a fool
My bad for being such an ass
Better start my homework
For my history class
But ya gotta admit
That if you were white
That last rhyme woulda been the ****.

No problem, man, It\'s all good,
I\'ma go for now to get some food.