Talk But Rhyme!

Alright enjoy your food
Hope your eatin\' something good

food and good don\'t rhyme
and that is a friggin crime

I’m back with another rhyme I just couldn’t resist
Watch out my rhymes can get harder than a balled up fist
I’ll give the PG version since a lot of you are kids
Send me $19.95 for the explicit words with vids
Many of you don’t know I’m a poet in my spare time
So these words just flow like water drips coming from my mind
In case you guys don’t know the last word doesn’t have to rhyme
Amateur poets easily can get that confused sometimes
Man I’ve started going deep with this one read the next line
It was all supposed to be fun and just a way to waste time
Any of you need lessons on how to write rhymes
Just let me know and I tutor you newbs but charge for my time.


This is the first thread in off-topic that I actually like.
But none of you fools have a future on the mic.
Stick to posting gibberish and topics people like to see
Cause none of you fools can rhyme like me
I could go on and on, probably even make this a song
But it’s just for fun so I’m going to go hit the bong
Man I’m already tweaked high as a kite
So I’ll end this little rhyme and make it tight
Shouts out to mm, I like his monkey pic
Every time I see his post he’s up to his old tricks
Shouts out to ddaryl he\'s been around along time
Not once have I ever heard that brother whine
You newbs that are reading just know this
Not reading the newb FAQ’s is making us SICK!!!!

There is no test this rhyme was the best ^^

(Food and good do rhyme if you pronounce good "gude" )

Dajo,

If I was a poet I wouldn\'t brag
Cuz\' if your a  poet
Than your a ***.
Sorry, didn\'t mean to bag
But I got tired of hearing you brag
Excuse me I if I don\'t spend my time
Writing poems about roses and wine
But I got better things to do
Like playing b-ball
and PS2

Originally posted by Dajo4
I?m back with another rhyme I just couldn?t resist
Watch out my rhymes can get harder than a balled up fist
I?ll give the PG version since a lot of you are kids
Send me $19.95 for the explicit words with vids
Many of you don?t know I?m a poet in my spare time
So these words just flow like water drips coming from my mind
In case you guys don?t know the last word doesn?t have to rhyme
Amateur poets easily can get that confused sometimes
Man I?ve started going deep with this one read the next line
It was all supposed to be fun and just a way to waste time
Any of you need lessons on how to write rhymes
Just let me know and I tutor you newbs but charge for my time.


This is the first thread in off-topic that I actually like.
But none of you fools have a future on the mic.
Stick to posting gibberish and topics people like to see
Cause none of you fools can rhyme like me
I could go on and on, probably even make this a song
But it?s just for fun so I?m going to go hit the bong
Man I?m already tweaked high as a kite
So I?ll end this little rhyme and make it tight
Shouts out to mm, I like his monkey pic
Every time I see his post he?s up to his old tricks
Shouts out to ddaryl he\'s been around along time
Not once have I ever heard that brother whine
You newbs that are reading just know this
Not reading the newb FAQ?s is making us SICK!!!!

There is no test this rhyme was the best ^^

I don\'t need no tutor, I already have superior skills.
Besides I can\'t afford you because of those freakin\' bills.
You do make impressive rhymes,
but without fame you can\'t make a dime.
I know poems don\'t generally need to rhyme,
but they aren\'t just as cool if they don\'t have a chime.
You can\'t even relate to my cool lines,
you\'re just a waste of my time.

ddaryl, ya know it ain\'t a crime.
\'cause you very well know it freakin\' rhymes.
It depends on how you make the musical beat.
Give it time and you may feel the heat.

There was this guy who wanted cookies
He went to the store to get a bunch
He found out they ran out
So he just got a bag of beef jerky
After that he got some drinks
He skipped the candy section
He ran out of the store without paying

Originally posted by serrano007
There was this guy who wanted cookies
He went to the store to get a bunch
He found out they ran out
So he just got a bag of beef jerky
After that he got some drinks
He skipped the candy section
He ran out of the store without paying

Err

Wow, that is very... poetic..
It really isn\'t very... heretic..

Some people might think it\'s very adoring,
but I really think it\'s quite boring.

I like cookies too
Almost like it\'s Hanukah
And I\'m a jew
Story sounds familiar though
Sure the kid wasn\'t serrano?

I am a poet
I like to do rhymes
Just like this poem is full of it
I\'m am good
Don\'t even try to beat this
You suck
Don\'t drive me to the edge
Or else I might unleash the fury
I am the greatest warrior alive
Thanks be to the person who made Diet Pepsi
Bye

No comment to the post above
I ain\'t gonna hate, just gonna love
But you know who I think is the best?
Linkin Park
They dominate the rest!

Originally posted by Vapor Snake
No comment to the post above
I ain\'t gonna hate, just gonna love
But you know who I think is the best?
Linkin Park
They dominate the rest!

You technically commented to the post above by saying no comment
Oh well that\'s your choice
I choose to rhyme
I am the best at it
Ok no more
I am spamming
Who cares
I do
Really?
Ok fine then
I\'ll stop
Later

Why, why, why is serrano the greatest poet alive?
Is it his dashing good looks?
Or is it his newfound ability to actually read books?
Is it because he is able to use highly destructive guns?
Or is it his very firm buns?

We may never know why serrano is the greatest poet alive.
But, one thing is for sure, my replacement PS2 will never arrive.

Originally posted by Soul Reaver
Why, why, why is serrano the greatest poet alive?
Is it his dashing good looks?
Or is it his newfound ability to actually read books?
Is it because he is able to use highly destructive guns?
Or is it his very firm buns?

We may never know why serrano is the greatest poet alive.
But, one thing is for sure, my replacement PS2 will never arrive.

Whoa, whoa, whoa
Soul, Soul, Soul
Your freakin\' me out man
Sounds like you and serrano
Are a bunch of butt fans
But I\'m not gonna clown
Cuz\' I ain\'t no hero
And I\'m two posts away
from ONE-ZERO-ZERO-ZERO

Originally posted by Soul Reaver


I don\'t need no tutor, I already have superior skills.
Besides I can\'t afford you because of those freakin\' bills.
You do make impressive rhymes,
but without fame you can\'t make a dime.
I know poems don\'t generally need to rhyme,
but they aren\'t just as cool if they don\'t have a chime.
You can\'t even relate to my cool lines,
you\'re just a waste of my time.

ddaryl, ya know it ain\'t a crime.
\'cause you very well know it freakin\' rhymes.
It depends on how you make the musical beat.
Give it time and you may feel the heat.

I was feeling your first three lines
But after that it was a huge waste of my time
Don\'t try and match my poetic lyrical skills
And dont worry first tutoring is free I know you got bills
I do it for fun not fame just thrills
I\'m not here to bag on anyone
But Vapor you need watch who your calling a fag son
Pc is fuked so I gotta run.

Originally posted by Vapor Snake


Whoa, whoa, whoa
Soul, Soul, Soul
Your freakin\' me out man
Sounds like you and serrano
Are a bunch of butt fans
But I\'m not gonna clown
Cuz\' I ain\'t no hero
And I\'m two posts away
from ONE-ZERO-ZERO-ZERO

I\'m just playin\' around with you all,
I ain\'t no freak that wants to play with his left ball.
I was bored and had a lot of freetime,
so I figured I really should rhyme.
Anyway, I don\'t care about my number of posts.
I\'ll rather go outside and make chicken roasts.