Originally posted by GmanJoe
Cats = useless
Dogs.....they rescue people, search for survivors, trained to sniff out bombs, snakes, drugs, criminals....some are being trained to sniff out skin cancer....
Cats, they cause allergies, trip people up from the top of stairs.....evil. And they steal baby\'s breaths. This is true. They were once thought to steal baby\'s breaths back in the 17th and 18 century. It turns out that cats like to cuddle up to baby\'s faces for warmth....sometimes causing suffocation.
THEY KILL BABIES! :eek:
yah :rolleyes:
when was the last time your dog sniffed out anything but your ass? (i bet you liked it too)
dogs are stupid and can be trained, end of story
dogs run away and get hit by cars.. dogs cause heartbreak and little girls (like Racer) cry..
dogs bite people, kill people, steal peoples babies etc. etc. you dont mention that do you? you are using example on non-household pets.. so you might as well uyse examples of wild animals
hell, i bet dogs have caused more household deaths than cats have in the past hundred years..
Do you think your cat gives a damn about you? Cats are probably the most unloyal pets you can have. Honestly, I think a goldfish is my loyal than a cat. The cat only needs you because you know how to use a can opener and clean out a litter box... Which brings me to this... ALL PEOPLE WHO OWN CATS HAVE STINKY ASS HOUSES! Man those litterboxes just make the whole place reek, really sometimes I can\'t stand it, you let your cat sit in a sandbox in the corner of your living room and take a **** right there. It\'s almost mind-boggling.
You want loyal? How about a true story of a dog who visited a train station for 4 years by himself, because he was looking for his dead master who was transported out of that same train station in a casket. Honest to god there\'s a statue of that dog in that train station. Thats loyal.
In my book, there\'s only one good pussay.
at least the ****ing cats stick around! dogs run off and kill themselves, they will starve, die, and rape unsuspecting pillows
ok.. lets get on with talking about the animals ****..
the only stinky houses are houses with people who dont clean their trays out properly.. ive lived with many cats with litter trays and none of my houses have stuink
and what about cats that dont use litter trays? they go outside? do you need to pick up the **** after the cat? do you ever find a cats **** on your couch? in your bed? all over your face after sleeping next to your dog? i dont think so..
do you find comfort and enjoyment out of walking your dog to the park and having to carry a small plastic bag around picking up its ****? you like carrying that **** around like it was a bag of cookies? do you feed that **** to girl scouts? (if you do.. i must insist you send me a video)
what about babies? how useless are they.. they **** themselves all the time, the room that their nappies are kept in stink, honestly, you just sit there and let a baby take a **** on your lap.. WHAT IS THE POINT IN HAVING A BABY
:rolleyes:
like i said, i am actually a dog person.. but stop being idiots..