when i we were stationed in germany when i was five, i slammed my finger in the door, and it ripped the tip off, down about halfway on the nail, it was hanging from a thread of skin about an inch, could see bone and all, worst thing is is when my mom went to wash it, the rag she used had ****ing bleach on it, owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, anyways now the top of my middle finger is all weird, no-one can tell, unless i point it out to them, but that has to be the most painful experience ever, i can think of some more later.