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Offline square_marker
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« Reply #60 on: June 25, 2002, 09:36:02 PM »
but the lemon\'s were poisioned and unknown knew this, so he...
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« Reply #61 on: June 25, 2002, 09:36:58 PM »
stood there.  Then Hulkster walked up, and gave him a fresh lemon smoothie.
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« Reply #62 on: June 25, 2002, 09:37:50 PM »
Then he killed Shockwaves for ever bringing up lemon smoothies.
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« Reply #63 on: June 25, 2002, 09:38:29 PM »
When all the sudden Unknown had the urge to get breast implants having been brainwashed by Videoholic, suddenly his new breast...
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« Reply #64 on: June 25, 2002, 09:39:11 PM »
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killed Shockwaves for bringing up lemon smoothies.


then square_marker got upset and squirted lemon smoothie juice into kimahri\'s eyes causing him to...
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« Reply #65 on: June 25, 2002, 09:41:04 PM »
fall onto shockwaves dead body.  Somehow, his life passed to shock, causing him to come back to life.  Shock hands unknown a fresh lemon smoothie.
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« Reply #66 on: June 25, 2002, 09:48:05 PM »
When unknown drinks the lemon smoothie, his head shrinks to the size of a penut...(darn headshrinker smoothie)
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« Reply #67 on: June 25, 2002, 09:51:49 PM »
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When unknown drinks the lemon smoothie, his head shrinks to the size of a penut...(darn headshrinker smoothie)


so to be portpotional he pours the lemon smoothie all over himself and he shrinks.  thus starts the story if honey, i srank the unknown.
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« Reply #68 on: June 25, 2002, 09:56:05 PM »
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fall onto shockwaves dead body.  Somehow, his life passed to shock, causing him to come back to life.  Shock hands unknown a fresh lemon smoothie.


Side story:

Kimahri\'s soul rises out from his dead body and starts dancing above his grave

"I am evil Kimahri, I am evil Kimahri, I am evil Kimahri, cha cha cha"
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« Reply #69 on: June 25, 2002, 09:57:42 PM »
Hulkster walks up, and hands evil Kimahri a lemon smoothie.
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« Reply #70 on: June 25, 2002, 09:58:33 PM »
The guy from Onimusha then runs by and sucks Kimahri into his bracelet thingy.

END SIDE STORY
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« Reply #71 on: June 25, 2002, 10:00:56 PM »
Hulkster walks up, and hands the guy from Onimusha a lemon smoothie.
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« Reply #72 on: June 25, 2002, 10:03:34 PM »
guy from onimusha doesn\'t accept smoothie, instead he slices of Hulksters head, absorbs is soul, putting an end to all the lemon smoothie talk.....(he killed shockwaves too, hes good that way)
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« Reply #73 on: June 25, 2002, 10:06:21 PM »
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guy from onimusha doesn\'t accept smoothie, instead he slices of Hulksters head, absorbs is soul, putting an end to all the lemon smoothie talk.....(he killed shockwaves too, hes good that way)


square walks up to the onimusha guy and hands him a strawberry-lemon smoothie twist.
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« Reply #74 on: June 25, 2002, 10:07:31 PM »
Hulkster is reincarnated as a chimp.  He walks up, and hands everyone a lemon smoothie.
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