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Offline Mr. Kennedy
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« Reply #75 on: June 25, 2002, 10:07:51 PM »
Onimusha guy returns the favor by giving square a kiwi-lemon smoothie.
\"In the last 12 months 100,000 private sector jobs have been lost and yet you\'ve created 30,000 public sector jobs. Prime Minister, you cannot carry on forever squeezing the productive bit of the economy in order to fund an unprecidented engorgement of the unproductive bit. You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt.\" - Daniel Hannan

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« Reply #76 on: June 25, 2002, 10:08:56 PM »
shock\'s dead body was given a smoothie.  The smoothie\'s amazing powers brought shock back to life.
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« Reply #77 on: June 25, 2002, 10:09:04 PM »
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Originally posted by "The One" Billy Gunn
Onimusha guy returns the favor by giving square a kiwi-lemon smoothie.


square rejects kiwi-lemon smoothie and slaps onimusha guy in the face with a dueling glove.
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« Reply #78 on: June 25, 2002, 10:16:56 PM »
Onimusha guy calls square a sissy ***** then slices his head off.

"I guess you could say he wont be getting a \'head\' in life"
"I bet that he\'ll never be the major \'head\' of a corporation"
"Now thats what i call using your \'head\'"

ok thats enough....
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« Reply #79 on: June 25, 2002, 10:21:30 PM »
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Onimusha guy calls square a sissy ***** then slices his head off.

"I guess you could say he wont be getting a \'head\' in life"
"I bet that he\'ll never be the major \'head\' of a corporation"
"Now thats what i call using your \'head\'"

ok thats enough....


squares dieing words "If...if...if only kimahir would taste...taste the lemon.....smooth......
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« Reply #80 on: June 25, 2002, 10:24:10 PM »
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squares dieing words "If...if...if only kimahir would taste...taste the lemon.....smooth......


dude you like talked, and your head was cut off.......cool...
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« Reply #81 on: June 25, 2002, 10:25:09 PM »
i know...it was hard....but i tried....and im still doing it.....ow...this hurts.....PORQUE!
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« Reply #82 on: June 26, 2002, 07:47:33 AM »
all the sudden, people all over the world spontaneously combust!
\"In the last 12 months 100,000 private sector jobs have been lost and yet you\'ve created 30,000 public sector jobs. Prime Minister, you cannot carry on forever squeezing the productive bit of the economy in order to fund an unprecidented engorgement of the unproductive bit. You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt.\" - Daniel Hannan

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« Reply #83 on: June 26, 2002, 08:06:44 AM »
That was the end of human civilization as we know it. Untill,aliens came from outer space and gave everyone a Lemon Smoothie...
The schools that they send us to are prisons
The same can be said for their churches too
I don\'t want my mind or my arms tied in bondage
I don\'t want to be another cloned state tool
When I\'m with my friends, when I\'m at a show
Thats when everything is OK
Thats why I follow my heart every single day

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« Reply #84 on: June 26, 2002, 08:10:02 AM »
...and we find out that the aliens were behind the whole lemon smoothie incident...
\"Where\'d I put that C4? uh oh...\"

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« Reply #85 on: June 26, 2002, 08:21:20 AM »
And Unknown is thier ring leader!, the first order he gives the aliens is...
\"So are you going to kill her off?\"
Are you insane! I love her character, she stays.
\"The only thing loves done is put you in this position, I say kill her off!\"
Yeah, but you say a lot of things..
and how does that work....  You\'re a bicycle..

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« Reply #86 on: June 26, 2002, 08:31:01 AM »
To build him his throne and gather him 100...
The schools that they send us to are prisons
The same can be said for their churches too
I don\'t want my mind or my arms tied in bondage
I don\'t want to be another cloned state tool
When I\'m with my friends, when I\'m at a show
Thats when everything is OK
Thats why I follow my heart every single day

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« Reply #87 on: June 26, 2002, 08:32:18 AM »
... lemon smoothies so he can, once again, masturbate uncontrollably after he...

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« Reply #88 on: June 26, 2002, 08:54:49 AM »
Creates a lemon smoothie monopoly and take control of the world.  But there was a rebel named...
\"In the last 12 months 100,000 private sector jobs have been lost and yet you\'ve created 30,000 public sector jobs. Prime Minister, you cannot carry on forever squeezing the productive bit of the economy in order to fund an unprecidented engorgement of the unproductive bit. You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt.\" - Daniel Hannan

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« Reply #89 on: June 26, 2002, 10:36:32 AM »
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Originally posted by "The One" Billy Gunn
Creates a lemon smoothie monopoly and take control of the world.  But there was a rebel named...


kimahri who rejected lemon smoothies...
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