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Author Topic: Unknown\'s story thread.  (Read 4922 times)

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« Reply #90 on: June 26, 2002, 10:52:04 AM »
and created a more powerful strawberry smoothie,

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« Reply #91 on: June 26, 2002, 11:19:44 AM »
the smoothie was so powerful that it tasted EXACTLY like a lemon smoothie! Unknown decided to...

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« Reply #92 on: June 26, 2002, 11:42:06 AM »
Rid of this menace kimahri once and for all.
The schools that they send us to are prisons
The same can be said for their churches too
I don\'t want my mind or my arms tied in bondage
I don\'t want to be another cloned state tool
When I\'m with my friends, when I\'m at a show
Thats when everything is OK
Thats why I follow my heart every single day

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« Reply #93 on: June 26, 2002, 11:55:14 AM »
So he hired a superhero named The Hurricane to blow away the opposing smoothie factory.
\"In the last 12 months 100,000 private sector jobs have been lost and yet you\'ve created 30,000 public sector jobs. Prime Minister, you cannot carry on forever squeezing the productive bit of the economy in order to fund an unprecidented engorgement of the unproductive bit. You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt.\" - Daniel Hannan

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« Reply #94 on: June 26, 2002, 01:26:25 PM »
But then unknown decided to hire Titan instead. But instead, that dufous Titan beat unknown unconsious with a Koosh ball. And after that, Titan...........
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« Reply #95 on: June 26, 2002, 03:35:07 PM »
was sent to eternal saggy boobieness by unknown like video was for the koosh beating.

All the sudden kimari came by and threw a...
\"So are you going to kill her off?\"
Are you insane! I love her character, she stays.
\"The only thing loves done is put you in this position, I say kill her off!\"
Yeah, but you say a lot of things..
and how does that work....  You\'re a bicycle..

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« Reply #96 on: June 26, 2002, 03:56:10 PM »
knife right at unknown\'s personal region.
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« Reply #97 on: June 26, 2002, 04:29:40 PM »
All the sudden, it turns pitch black, green lights flashing everywhere.... oh my god, it\'s The Hurricane!  He catches the knife and flings it back at titan going right into titan\'s skull leaving him a bloody mess.  The Hurricane is sent to finish the job titan couldn\'t.
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« Reply #98 on: June 26, 2002, 04:33:17 PM »
Then Titan emerged from a rock and killed the Hurricane. Afterwards, Titan walked over to his robotic replica and threw him, unknown and The Hurricane off a cliff. Then saw The One Billy Gunn and threw him off the cliff too. Afterwards, Titan..........
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« Reply #99 on: June 26, 2002, 04:33:41 PM »
Hulkster walks up and hands Hurricane a lemon smoothie.
.::§hockwave§::.

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« Reply #100 on: June 26, 2002, 04:57:58 PM »
Then Titan realizes that shockwaves posted at the same time as him and messed up the story. Titan picks up shockwaves and hurls him off the cliff onto a bed of pointy rocks and runs away laughing Titanishly with hands flying over his head.
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« Reply #101 on: June 26, 2002, 06:41:58 PM »
Unbeknowst to titan, The Hurricane is a superhero with the ability to fly,( check Hurravideo in sig... )so he flys up, grabs TOBG along the way, picks up unknown, lands, and then shoves a lemon smothie down Titans throat... then taking a large boulder and dropping it right on titan\'s head causing it crush and lemon smoothie oozing out.  Titan\'s body lies dead in a pool of lemon smoothie.
\"In the last 12 months 100,000 private sector jobs have been lost and yet you\'ve created 30,000 public sector jobs. Prime Minister, you cannot carry on forever squeezing the productive bit of the economy in order to fund an unprecidented engorgement of the unproductive bit. You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt.\" - Daniel Hannan

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« Reply #102 on: June 26, 2002, 06:53:49 PM »
The Hulkster walks up and hands Titan\'s dead body a lemon smoothie.
.::§hockwave§::.

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« Reply #103 on: June 26, 2002, 07:04:49 PM »
titains body is revived by the lemon smoothie and his secret idenity is reviled to all....he is the lemon smoothie man!
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« Reply #104 on: June 26, 2002, 09:05:57 PM »
Obviously destroying titan\'s head wasn\'t enough, the headless lemon smoothie man (aka titan) gets one leg and one arm cut off by the Hurricane... WHAT\'S UP WIT DAT????
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