Excuses To Get Out Of Jury Duty . . . That Work

Originally posted by mm
he said, "nice a nice day", and i went home

he said that did he?



man, i dont know why but that made me laugh so fricken hard over here...

you know what, i was wondering wtf was so funny, so i re-read the quote and still didnt catch it

i kept seeing have instead of nice, untill i read it real slow

"have a have day!"

just tell them that you dont work well under pressure, and then chew up some tablets and drool......or you can just said your racist and leave it at that.

Originally posted by mm
you know what, i was wondering wtf was so funny, so i re-read the quote and still didnt catch it

i kept seeing have instead of nice, untill i read it real slow

"have a have day!"

slo today are we??

My dad got out of it legit once, but you can try his method for the purposes of selfish evil.

Call \'em up like a half hour after you\'re supposed to be there and tell them you\'re really sorry you couldn\'t find the place.  You got lost.

He also got out my going up to the judge as the judge was about to say ok to the jury, and he told the judge "listen, we know he did it, so I\'m going to move for the punishment.  If you want someone to be impartial, I\'m not your man."

They sent him home after that, heh.

-Eik

Call \'em up like a half hour after you\'re supposed to be there and tell them you\'re really sorry you couldn\'t make it.

lol, thats comtempt
will land ya in jail next to the defendant

Well I\'m already on a jury and I agree with mm. Also, I really don\'t want to find myself bunking with the defendant.

Ace